The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[The T-Dex]

Groucho's Fact Hunt;

There is a greater number of images possible on a television set than there are atoms in the universe.

The smallest man ever was Gul Mohammed (1957-1997) of india, who measured 1 feet, 10 inches.

Every sperm has it's own personality (and is sacred ).

Mine must've been a douche.

 

[Moomin]

What's happened with the Features eh lads?

COME ON

Mine is in production, I'm waiting on a response from a email I sent to the companies advert I have selected to review.

 

[Cena]

My early midnight bummer. Trying to sleep at night with this heat. How can it be so comfortable in the day but once it gets to bed time it becomes unbearable. And don't get me with open a window. Open a window and let the majority of the insect population fly around my room? Hell no.

Lad, put loadsa water on that beautiful head of yours before you go to sleep, cools you right down, works for me.

Groucho's Fact Hunt;

There is a greater number of images possible on a television set than there are atoms in the universe.

The smallest man ever was Gul Mohammed (1957-1997) of India, who measured 1 feet, 10 inches.

Every sperm has it's own personality (and is sacred ).

Grouch, you never let me down ever, still the best thing about The Late Show/GOT these.

If I had one I'd contribute like...

The Millea Mumble


Simple, pick any football team in the world, and say one quick thing about them, could be anything (a mumble)

For example.

GILLINGHAM: The main contact number for Gillingham Football Club is 01634 300 000

 

[Bungle]

Bungles Bungled

I went for a dump at the future inlaws today, decided to use the downstairs toilet but after finishing I realised there was no bog roll. Everyone else was down the other end of the garden so I decided to pull my trousers and boxers up halfway and make a dash upstairs, I was confident because its a big garden so everyone was a fair distance away. What I hadnt realised was her brother had come in from work and gone straight to bed, I half ran/hopped up the stairs and just as I reached the top I noticed him stood in the doorway about to head for the toilet, we exchanged an awkward glance, I cupped my balls and muttered something about no bog roll and strolled into the toilet. He smirked at me when I exited and we agreed not to ever speak of it again.

He's caught me absolutely going at his sister before so thats the second look at my cock he's got, I think he may be engineering these situations somehow.

 

[noharmdone]

I called someone " Lad " today...
It just came out as I was fuming..

 

[ijjysmith]

IJJY'S MYTH
-----------------------

Oh hi guys.

As some of you know, I'm flying up to the home of our very own jock, Irn Bru, Haggis and Steven Naismith, bonnie Scotland tomorrow. So I'm going investigate a popular Scottish myth/legend. That of THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...

Few things shout Scotland! louder than the mythical monster that skulks in Loch Ness, Britain's longest body of fresh water. Sightings of Nessie have declined over recent years and despite high-profile submarine searches and much-disputed photographs, the beast seems quite content to maintain its low profile. Don’t be disheartened if you don’t catch a glimpse of Nessie, though. The loch itself is beautiful enough and the Highlands have sufficient mystery and magic for anyone.

Basically it's utter bullshine. A flippin' dinosaur swimming about for millions of years and not being killed by a pissed up/coked up Scottish kilt lad tossing his caber into the water?! OK MATE

However,

[video=youtube_share;gxjqMZd-BVE]http://youtu.be/gxjqMZd-BVE[/video]

In-cred-I-ble

 

[Groucho]

I still don't know what SnapBack is.

 

[Cena]

Bungles Bungled

I went for a dump at the future inlaws today, decided to use the downstairs toilet but after finishing I realised there was no bog roll. Everyone else was down the other end of the garden so I decided to pull my trousers and boxers up halfway and make a dash upstairs, I was confident because its a big garden so everyone was a fair distance away. What I hadnt realised was her brother had come in from work and gone straight to bed, I half ran/hopped up the stairs and just as I reached the top I noticed him stood in the doorway about to head for the toilet, we exchanged an awkward glance, I cupped my balls and muttered something about no bog roll and strolled into the toilet. He smirked at me when I exited and we agreed not to ever speak of it again.

He's caught me absolutely going at his sister before so thats the second look at my cock he's got, I think he may be engineering these situations somehow.

Just superb. Late Show Gold

I called someone " Lad " today...
It just came out as I was fuming..

Is right

IJJY'S MYTH
-----------------------

Oh hi guys.

As some of you know, I'm flying up to the home of our very own jock, Irn Bru, Haggis and Steven Naismith, bonnie Scotland tomorrow. So I'm going investigate a popular Scottish myth/legend. That of THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...

Few things shout Scotland! louder than the mythical monster that skulks in Loch Ness, Britain's longest body of fresh water. Sightings of Nessie have declined over recent years and despite high-profile submarine searches and much-disputed photographs, the beast seems quite content to maintain its low profile. Don’t be disheartened if you don’t catch a glimpse of Nessie, though. The loch itself is beautiful enough and the Highlands have sufficient mystery and magic for anyone.

Basically it's utter bullshine. A flippin' dinosaur swimming about for millions of years and not being killed by a pissed up/coked up Scottish kilt lad tossing his caber into the water?! OK MATE

However,

[video=youtube_share;gxjqMZd-BVE]http://youtu.be/gxjqMZd-BVE[/video]

In-cred-I-ble

Love it!

 

[ijjysmith]

I still don't know what SnapBack is.

That's a SnapBack mate. (Not the one I own I should add). It's just a hat.



Can we discuss what you just wrote on that rep?!

 

[DanEFC92]

Loch Ness is ace. Would be good to have a fishing trip there.

 

[Bungle]

I still don't know what SnapBack is.

Its a terrible terrible terrible type of hat mate, like a cap but where the front bit snaps back to ensure you look like and uber gimp. I think thats right?

 

[Azzurri]

Bungles Bungled

I went for a dump at the future inlaws today, decided to use the downstairs toilet but after finishing I realised there was no bog roll. Everyone else was down the other end of the garden so I decided to pull my trousers and boxers up halfway and make a dash upstairs, I was confident because its a big garden so everyone was a fair distance away. What I hadnt realised was her brother had come in from work and gone straight to bed, I half ran/hopped up the stairs and just as I reached the top I noticed him stood in the doorway about to head for the toilet, we exchanged an awkward glance, I cupped my balls and muttered something about no bog roll and strolled into the toilet. He smirked at me when I exited and we agreed not to ever speak of it again.

He's caught me absolutely going at his sister before so thats the second look at my cock he's got, I think he may be engineering these situations somehow.

Hahahahahahaha post!


Oh aye, ijjy, aye.

 

[peteblue]

I still don't know what SnapBack is.

Its like Brokeback but without the innuendo.....

 

[Cena]

Grouch, are we able to add a new poll to this thread then delete it when we are done?

 

[ijjysmith]

Its a terrible terrible terrible type of hat mate, like a cap but where the front bit snaps back to ensure you look like and uber gimp. I think thats right?

That is terribly incorrect.