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noharmdone
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Batigol mate..
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Jammy gets.
bluejock
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noharmdone
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Batigol stayed when they got relagated as he knew he'd shot them straight back up...
No way most would do that..
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Azz If
All from @uberfacts
"Bill Gates said that he always gives the laziest people the hardest jobs, because they'll find the easiest way to do it."
BOLLOCKS.
"Stray dogs in Moscow have learned to use the city's subway system. They get on and off their required stops."
NOPE.
"It would cost about $42,000 to attend Hogwarts for a year."
NAH. IT ISN'T FRIGGING REAL.
All from @uberfacts
"Bill Gates said that he always gives the laziest people the hardest jobs, because they'll find the easiest way to do it."
BOLLOCKS.
"Stray dogs in Moscow have learned to use the city's subway system. They get on and off their required stops."
NOPE.
"It would cost about $42,000 to attend Hogwarts for a year."
NAH. IT ISN'T FRIGGING REAL.
Moo review
The first advert I have decided to review, is an advert for aftershave. And, yes it does meet the following criteria
Black and white
People speaking English in a foreign accent
Pointless
Anyway, this is the advert in question. Diesel - Fuel for life
[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NONqeod1I3k[/video]
The adverts starts fantastic, a bearded man enters the establishment backed up by two colleagues. It seems the two men are covering the exits while a robbery or something more sinister is about to happen. But then I'm taken to a chasm of disappointment and disgust, as the advert spirals in a downward manner when the lead character ( I will call Frank ) asks the leading lady " Are you alive?" When quite clearly we can see she is in fact alive. But her response is even more disappointing, she turned the music up! How fcuking rude of her.
We are then shown a ball potted in a game of pool, followed by a smiling yewtree suspect on 8 seconds of the advert. The opponent in this game of pool does not understand the rules of pool and has decided to have a game of togger instead. The leading lady then quits her job and we see her riding off into the sunset for a better 'life with the bearded man and his two friends as he asks "Are you alive?" again. But, the reality is she has been drugged up more than the whole Sky cycling team combined. And, the reason Frank asks ladies " Are you alive " is that he is obliviously a necrophiliac and this poor girl is about to be made airtight in a remote part of the desert.
Diesel have yet to respond to my email, I will post if they do respond. Next time I will review safe style as requested by nhd.
The first advert I have decided to review, is an advert for aftershave. And, yes it does meet the following criteria
Black and white
People speaking English in a foreign accent
Pointless
Anyway, this is the advert in question. Diesel - Fuel for life
[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NONqeod1I3k[/video]
The adverts starts fantastic, a bearded man enters the establishment backed up by two colleagues. It seems the two men are covering the exits while a robbery or something more sinister is about to happen. But then I'm taken to a chasm of disappointment and disgust, as the advert spirals in a downward manner when the lead character ( I will call Frank ) asks the leading lady " Are you alive?" When quite clearly we can see she is in fact alive. But her response is even more disappointing, she turned the music up! How fcuking rude of her.
We are then shown a ball potted in a game of pool, followed by a smiling yewtree suspect on 8 seconds of the advert. The opponent in this game of pool does not understand the rules of pool and has decided to have a game of togger instead. The leading lady then quits her job and we see her riding off into the sunset for a better 'life with the bearded man and his two friends as he asks "Are you alive?" again. But, the reality is she has been drugged up more than the whole Sky cycling team combined. And, the reason Frank asks ladies " Are you alive " is that he is obliviously a necrophiliac and this poor girl is about to be made airtight in a remote part of the desert.
Diesel have yet to respond to my email, I will post if they do respond. Next time I will review safe style as requested by nhd.
bluejock
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Isn't it though?
Honest to God, I've never come across a better bevvy for a sunny day.
That's the point of AZZ IF mate, it's almost like the opposite of Fact Hunt - the Mythbusters of TLS if you like. De-bunking widely held falsehoods.
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