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Her is the email I'm waiting on a response to, not impressed by Diesel.



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Hi,

I would like to thank you for the wonderful advert of yours advertising the fragrance "Fuel for life"

It had a deep meaning which touched my soul, when the lead character asked " Are you alive? " it forced me to look at myself in the mirror and ask the same question. The answer I got back was no.

I'm stuck in a job I don't like, and now I feel inspired to quit and drive off into the sunset.

But, I need to know if your aftershave works better with a beard or without? If a beard is required for a better aroma, I will have to grow it for a few weeks, Before I can storm into my HR office and ask " Are you alive?? And, can you sort me a p45 please "

Anyway, thank you for the inspiration.

Love

Steve "Are you alive" Taylor
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Moomin said:
Moo review

The first advert I have decided to review, is an advert for aftershave. And, yes it does meet the following criteria

Black and white

People speaking English in a foreign accent

Pointless

Anyway, this is the advert in question. Diesel - Fuel for life

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NONqeod1I3k[/video]

The adverts starts fantastic, a bearded man enters the establishment backed up by two colleagues. It seems the two men are covering the exits while a robbery or something more sinister is about to happen. But then I'm taken to a chasm of disappointment and disgust, as the advert spirals in a downward manner when the lead character ( I will call Frank ) asks the leading lady " Are you alive?" When quite clearly we can see she is in fact alive. But her response is even more disappointing, she turned the music up! How fcuking rude of her.

We are then shown a ball potted in a game of pool, followed by a smiling yewtree suspect on 8 seconds of the advert. The opponent in this game of pool does not understand the rules of pool and has decided to have a game of togger instead. The leading lady then quits her job and we see her riding off into the sunset for a better 'life with the bearded man and his two friends as he asks "Are you alive?" again. But, the reality is she has been drugged up more than the whole Sky cycling team combined. And, the reason Frank asks ladies " Are you alive " is that he is obliviously a necrophiliac and this poor girl is about to be made airtight in a remote part of the desert.

Diesel have yet to respond to my email, I will post if they do respond. Next time I will review safe style as requested by nhd.
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Her is the email I'm waiting on a response to, not impressed by Diesel.



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Fuel for life - Spirit
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Steve Taylor
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2 days agoDetails
Hi,

I would like to thank you for the wonderful advert of yours advertising the fragrance "Fuel for life"

It had a deep meaning which touched my soul, when the lead character asked " Are you alive? " it forced me to look at myself in the mirror and ask the same question. The answer I got back was no.

I'm stuck in a job I don't like, and now I feel inspired to quit and drive off into the sunset.

But, I need to know if your aftershave works better with a beard or without? If a beard is required for a better aroma, I will have to grow it for a few weeks, Before I can storm into my HR office and ask " Are you alive?? And, can you sort me a p45 please "

Anyway, thank you for the inspiration.

Love

Steve "Are you alive" Taylor
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© 2013 Google
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I can't breathe - Moomin i'm laughing loud here lad
 
Lodging an official application to make Strongbow Dark Fruits the designated summer drink of the Late Show.
 
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bluejock said:
I kindly request that the other Late Show council of elders sample said brew and report back.

I almost guarantee universal approval.
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The only reason it's processed is I haven't tried it yet.

I'm sure it'l pass with flying colours
 

FTY said:
Lads, we defo need to do a Late Show meet up before a game next season.
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I'd do it but 1, I'm extremely awkward at first and 2, I'll be going with a mate every week so it'd be a bit heavy asking him to meet up with lids I'd never met before either.
 
Millea said:
I'd do it but 1, I'm extremely awkward at first and 2, I'll be going with a mate every week so it'd be a bit heavy asking him to meet up with lids I'd never met before either.
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Just [Poor language removed] him off for the one game. So am I btw but we all sort of know each other.
 

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