Baines' left foot
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Ok todays inaugural edition of Steken it to the man
On a stag do up in Newcastle. The same one as the infamous superhero fight(another day for that one)
Were on this boat that's also a nightclub with a revolving dance floor. It was **** but the best man kept insisting we stay there. I smelt a rat but weren't sure exactly what.
20 mins later two female bizzies come through to the dance floor bit and I spot them first. Suddenly it all became clear.
I ran across the revolving dance floor picked one up over my shoulder and carried her to the lads shouting TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS at the top of my voice. The whole place was watching.
They weren't strippers.
That's brilliant.