The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Azzurri]

Turn up with a captains arm band on lad

That'll be a good signal of intent. I will do. Thanks for the advice, Del.

 

[JamesBT]

That'll be a good signal of intent. I will do. Thanks for the advice, Del.

Rent a Bentley and have some lads with camera's too. Make sure they know you're a big deal and this is just a stepping stone for you.

 

[Del]

That'll be a good signal of intent. I will do. Thanks for the advice, Del.

And anyone who comes near you rake your studs down there ****ing legs

Also interrupt the manger every time he trys to speak, For added effect blow a ref's whistle

 

[Azzurri]

Rent a Bentley and have some lads with camera's too. Make sure they know you're a big deal and this is just a stepping stone for you.

Hahahaha seems like a good idea. Between that and the captain's arm band they'll just give me £10,000 a week.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Hahahaha seems like a good idea. Between that and the captain's arm band they'll just give me £10,000 a week.

Then say "before tax?? Are you lot taking the p1ss" before flouncing off.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Victor Wanyamas tweets are killing me here.

Victor Wanyama ‏@VictorWanyama 2 Jun
Mr Bunny Energizer is in my room

Victor Wanyama ‏@VictorWanyama 7 May 12
Nandos was full of people today

Victor Wanyama ‏@VictorWanyama 26 Apr 12
Morning tweeps yesterday i watched the paranormal activity 3 and today am going to put it in the bin. too scary to watch

Victor Wanyama ‏@VictorWanyama 29 Apr 12
Red hot chili papers they are really hot like chili good band

Victor Wanyama ‏@VictorWanyama 7 May 12
I had spaghetti and it was very nice i enjoyed it

brilliant

 

[Dell Boy]

I wish it was Christmas more than once a year.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

My daughter is off school for 6 weeks now, anyone like my age remember how BOSS school holidays where?

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Went to a decent party tonight. Had Jager for the first time, fckinh horrible ffs. People drew cocks on the walls kicked over bins and police were called. Pyar sound.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Went to a decent party tonight. Had Jager for the first time, fckinh horrible ffs. People drew cocks on the walls kicked over bins and police were called. Pyar sound.

Kirkdale or Walton surely

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Kirkdale or Walton surely

Southport mate./

 

[noharmdone]

My daughter is off school for 6 weeks now, anyone like my age remember how BOSS school holidays where?

Mine all finished today..
I try and make them as boss as I can, but ours were bosser Bryan.

 

[steken1]

Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.

 

[carlos21]

Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.

nice one mate.

 

[Cena]

Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.

Hahahahahaha, I hate bells like that, absolutely no need to act all big man on campus