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steken1 said:
Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.
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Superb. At Uni I had a similar though not quite as happy tale.....

LLAMA'S DRAMAS

I was at an all night garage in the centre of Derby with a mate. Would have been mid-nineties.We were both bevvied up and desperate for a snack. Ahead of us was an utter bell who was giving the Asian lad behind the counter a load of grief, some of it racist. A queue was building up. I told him to hurry up and he turned round and told me to [Poor language removed] off. He then starts to get really nasty to the lad at which point my mate tells him to shut it.

Psycho lad the spins round pulls out a blade and shoves it right through my mates cheek. He then tried to slash me across the neck which i dodged but he got me with his second attempt (still have a small scar on my neck). I was then able to grab hold of him and bundle him over. We scrapped for a bit till he got free and ran off.

The bit that got me was that there were 5 or 6 lads stood round watching. No one helped, no one called the police. The lad behind the counter wouldnt make a statement.

The police caught the bloke and he pled guilty to wounding and got 4 years.

On the plus side I got a couple of grand compensation. My mate got 5 grand I think which in true student style we pished up a wall.
 
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BlueLlama said:
Superb. At Uni I had a similar though not quite as happy tale.....

LLAMA'S DRAMAS

I was at an all night garage in the centre of Derby with a mate. Would have been mid-nineties.We were both bevvied up and desperate for a snack. Ahead of us was an utter bell who was giving the Asian lad behind the counter a load of grief, some of it racist. A queue was building up. I told him to hurry up and he turned round and told me to [Poor language removed] off. He then strats to get really nasty to the lad at which point my mate tells him to shut it.

Psychi lad the spins round pulls out a blade and shoves it right through my mates cheek. He then tried to slash me across the neck which i dodged but he got me with his second attempt (still have a small scar on my neck). I was then able to grab hod of him and bundle him over. We scrapped for a bit till he got free and ran off.

The bit that got me was that there were 5 or 6 lads stood round watching. No one helped, no one called the police. The lad behind the counter wouldnt make a statement.

The police caught the bloke and he pled guilty to wounding and got 4 years.

On the plus side I got a couple of grand compensation. My mate got 5 grand I think which in true student style we pished up a wall.
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Kin ell. Some proper odd balls about mate.

I'm by no means a saint but pulling chivs is a kunts trick.
 
BlueLlama said:
Superb. At Uni I had a similar though not quite as happy tale.....

LLAMA'S DRAMAS

I was at an all night garage in the centre of Derby with a mate. Would have been mid-nineties.We were both bevvied up and desperate for a snack. Ahead of us was an utter bell who was giving the Asian lad behind the counter a load of grief, some of it racist. A queue was building up. I told him to hurry up and he turned round and told me to [Poor language removed] off. He then starts to get really nasty to the lad at which point my mate tells him to shut it.

Psycho lad the spins round pulls out a blade and shoves it right through my mates cheek. He then tried to slash me across the neck which i dodged but he got me with his second attempt (still have a small scar on my neck). I was then able to grab hold of him and bundle him over. We scrapped for a bit till he got free and ran off.

The bit that got me was that there were 5 or 6 lads stood round watching. No one helped, no one called the police. The lad behind the counter wouldnt make a statement.

The police caught the bloke and he pled guilty to wounding and got 4 years.

On the plus side I got a couple of grand compensation. My mate got 5 grand I think which in true student style we pished up a wall.
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I had a similar situation, except no one got stabbed and we ended up pocketing the money he dropped and trying to share it with the fella behind the counter who wouldn't accept it because we defended him. An altogether happier story.
 
Azzurri said:
I had a similar situation, except no one got stabbed and we ended up pocketing the money he dropped and trying to share it with the fella behind the counter who wouldn't accept it because we defended him. An altogether happier story.
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afternoon azzurri how are today kid.
 



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