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steken1 said:
Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.
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This is my new favourite feature
 
Cena said:
I doubt the bizzies would of done him either, the lad who threw the dig was doing everyone a favour by the sounds of it
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To be fair to them 90% of bizzies give drunk idiots plenty of chances before they nick them and turn a blind eye if anyone does anything to them.

He still hadn't woke up when my scran came.
 

steken1 said:
Ok todays Steken it to the man

There's a pizza shop in Liverpool city centre right in the middle of all the bars, opposite bar red as it is now, and at 3am it's tidy as ****.

I'm in there one night queuing up for a scran and the fella in front of me is a big divvy bouncing all over the shop and giving the staff a bit of ****.

He's also holding things up and I'm hungry. After a few minutes he's on my nerves so I told him '****ing be quiet and calm down'. The fella behind the till see's me say that and looks dead relieved. I felt a bit sorry for them tbh.

So the divvy picks up again. The fella on the till goes into the back to get someone's scran and the divvy is shouting 'if that's not mine there's guna be ****in murder'.

Next thing a big fist comes flying over my shoulder bangs him right on the chin and he's out the game. Proper snoring.

Turn round and some fella goes ' I hate mouthy ****s' and walks out the gaff.

The till fella hears the comotion and comes rushing back in and see's the divvy out the game and me stood there.

I haven't paid for a pizza in there for 4 years now.
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Brilliant story!
 


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