noharmdone
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Cracking news that mate..
You'll get promoted when you take your Mrs to the Xmas do as well xx
You'll get promoted when you take your Mrs to the Xmas do as well xx
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The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena
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steken1
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Is right lid!
Is right GOT too. Nearly an hour an no one suggested we celebrate this momentous news with a pic of MRS BT'S chebs. That's growth.
I did tell him to smash her, but yes, a victory nevertheless.
E's in the Strand.
steken1
Player Valuation: £70m
Why not, everyone else is off their tits!
FTY
Player Valuation: £80m
FTY
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Ah okay, that sounds utterly boss that mate, buzzing for you, good luck
I've just realised there's no such place as Juventus is there? Turin, ffs FTY ya dumb [Poor language removed].
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James is basically importing liquid cocaine
Baines' left foot
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Is right mate, made up for you!
I missed your earlier post about it but I'm guessing you'll be working abroad? Ace if so.
In other news my back is absolutely killing me.
Bungle
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Bungles Bungled
Me and my brother are currently going through a stage of trying to outdo each other when it comes to pranks, usually fairly childish but they are slowly escalating. Anyway, I stuck 2 magnetic bumper stickers on the back of his car a while back which he didn't spot for a couple of days, they read 'I Love Gary Glitter, Do You Wanna be in my Gang' and 'I love cruising for Gay sex'. He drove round a fairly rough area where he lives and works and got some strange looks, and just passed it off as the usual local freaks glaring at people.
As a result of this he got me back yesterday, we were up at the sports centre and he ran back out to my car to grab his wallet (I thought nothing of it), we finished at the sports centre and headed back to my car, as we approached I noticed I had a parking ticket, I was less than impressed as I had bought a ticket and it was clearly displayed. There is a little **** that drives around the car park in his van ticketing people at every opportunity, so anyway I was having a massive rant to my brother and he was encouraging my rant and even telling me how stupid it was that I'd been ticketed.
I started pulling out of the car park when I spot the knob so I go racing back round and pull up next to him, wind my window down and immediately launched into a rant about him being a jobsworth cnut, he politely tells me he hadn't ticketed anyone yet so didn't know what I was on about, I asked him to explain the ticket to me and just as I opened my door to go hand it to him I heard this eruption of laughter from my brother, you've probably guessed what he did by now, but when he went to grab his wallet he'd quickly written up a fake ticket that he'd bought online and stuck it to my windscreen. Much like my petrol station incident a couple of days ago I quickly left after giving my brother a dig in the ribs.
I have a new bumper sticker which I shall be applying to his car later this week and the snapchat clique will see my handy work.
Me and my brother are currently going through a stage of trying to outdo each other when it comes to pranks, usually fairly childish but they are slowly escalating. Anyway, I stuck 2 magnetic bumper stickers on the back of his car a while back which he didn't spot for a couple of days, they read 'I Love Gary Glitter, Do You Wanna be in my Gang' and 'I love cruising for Gay sex'. He drove round a fairly rough area where he lives and works and got some strange looks, and just passed it off as the usual local freaks glaring at people.
As a result of this he got me back yesterday, we were up at the sports centre and he ran back out to my car to grab his wallet (I thought nothing of it), we finished at the sports centre and headed back to my car, as we approached I noticed I had a parking ticket, I was less than impressed as I had bought a ticket and it was clearly displayed. There is a little **** that drives around the car park in his van ticketing people at every opportunity, so anyway I was having a massive rant to my brother and he was encouraging my rant and even telling me how stupid it was that I'd been ticketed.
I started pulling out of the car park when I spot the knob so I go racing back round and pull up next to him, wind my window down and immediately launched into a rant about him being a jobsworth cnut, he politely tells me he hadn't ticketed anyone yet so didn't know what I was on about, I asked him to explain the ticket to me and just as I opened my door to go hand it to him I heard this eruption of laughter from my brother, you've probably guessed what he did by now, but when he went to grab his wallet he'd quickly written up a fake ticket that he'd bought online and stuck it to my windscreen. Much like my petrol station incident a couple of days ago I quickly left after giving my brother a dig in the ribs.
I have a new bumper sticker which I shall be applying to his car later this week and the snapchat clique will see my handy work.
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