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Bungle said:
Bungles Bungled

Me and my brother are currently going through a stage of trying to outdo each other when it comes to pranks, usually fairly childish but they are slowly escalating. Anyway, I stuck 2 magnetic bumper stickers on the back of his car a while back which he didn't spot for a couple of days, they read 'I Love Gary Glitter, Do You Wanna be in my Gang' and 'I love cruising for Gay sex'. He drove round a fairly rough area where he lives and works and got some strange looks, and just passed it off as the usual local freaks glaring at people.

As a result of this he got me back yesterday, we were up at the sports centre and he ran back out to my car to grab his wallet (I thought nothing of it), we finished at the sports centre and headed back to my car, as we approached I noticed I had a parking ticket, I was less than impressed as I had bought a ticket and it was clearly displayed. There is a little **** that drives around the car park in his van ticketing people at every opportunity, so anyway I was having a massive rant to my brother and he was encouraging my rant and even telling me how stupid it was that I'd been ticketed.

I started pulling out of the car park when I spot the knob so I go racing back round and pull up next to him, wind my window down and immediately launched into a rant about him being a jobsworth cnut, he politely tells me he hadn't ticketed anyone yet so didn't know what I was on about, I asked him to explain the ticket to me and just as I opened my door to go hand it to him I heard this eruption of laughter from my brother, you've probably guessed what he did by now, but when he went to grab his wallet he'd quickly written up a fake ticket that he'd bought online and stuck it to my windscreen. Much like my petrol station incident a couple of days ago I quickly left after giving my brother a dig in the ribs.

I have a new bumper sticker which I shall be applying to his car later this week and the snapchat clique will see my handy work.
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Hahaha

Excellent bungling.
 
Bungle said:
Bungles Bungled

Me and my brother are currently going through a stage of trying to outdo each other when it comes to pranks, usually fairly childish but they are slowly escalating. Anyway, I stuck 2 magnetic bumper stickers on the back of his car a while back which he didn't spot for a couple of days, they read 'I Love Gary Glitter, Do You Wanna be in my Gang' and 'I love cruising for Gay sex'. He drove round a fairly rough area where he lives and works and got some strange looks, and just passed it off as the usual local freaks glaring at people.

As a result of this he got me back yesterday, we were up at the sports centre and he ran back out to my car to grab his wallet (I thought nothing of it), we finished at the sports centre and headed back to my car, as we approached I noticed I had a parking ticket, I was less than impressed as I had bought a ticket and it was clearly displayed. There is a little **** that drives around the car park in his van ticketing people at every opportunity, so anyway I was having a massive rant to my brother and he was encouraging my rant and even telling me how stupid it was that I'd been ticketed.

I started pulling out of the car park when I spot the knob so I go racing back round and pull up next to him, wind my window down and immediately launched into a rant about him being a jobsworth cnut, he politely tells me he hadn't ticketed anyone yet so didn't know what I was on about, I asked him to explain the ticket to me and just as I opened my door to go hand it to him I heard this eruption of laughter from my brother, you've probably guessed what he did by now, but when he went to grab his wallet he'd quickly written up a fake ticket that he'd bought online and stuck it to my windscreen. Much like my petrol station incident a couple of days ago I quickly left after giving my brother a dig in the ribs.

I have a new bumper sticker which I shall be applying to his car later this week and the snapchat clique will see my handy work.
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Hahaha great stuff.
 
BTW I'm not as much of a prick as I sound, the petrol station gimp was an arrogant tit and deserved it (even if I was in the wrong), and parking wardens don't count as real human beings.
 
Bungle said:
Bungles Bungled

Me and my brother are currently going through a stage of trying to outdo each other when it comes to pranks, usually fairly childish but they are slowly escalating. Anyway, I stuck 2 magnetic bumper stickers on the back of his car a while back which he didn't spot for a couple of days, they read 'I Love Gary Glitter, Do You Wanna be in my Gang' and 'I love cruising for Gay sex'. He drove round a fairly rough area where he lives and works and got some strange looks, and just passed it off as the usual local freaks glaring at people.

As a result of this he got me back yesterday, we were up at the sports centre and he ran back out to my car to grab his wallet (I thought nothing of it), we finished at the sports centre and headed back to my car, as we approached I noticed I had a parking ticket, I was less than impressed as I had bought a ticket and it was clearly displayed. There is a little **** that drives around the car park in his van ticketing people at every opportunity, so anyway I was having a massive rant to my brother and he was encouraging my rant and even telling me how stupid it was that I'd been ticketed.

I started pulling out of the car park when I spot the knob so I go racing back round and pull up next to him, wind my window down and immediately launched into a rant about him being a jobsworth cnut, he politely tells me he hadn't ticketed anyone yet so didn't know what I was on about, I asked him to explain the ticket to me and just as I opened my door to go hand it to him I heard this eruption of laughter from my brother, you've probably guessed what he did by now, but when he went to grab his wallet he'd quickly written up a fake ticket that he'd bought online and stuck it to my windscreen. Much like my petrol station incident a couple of days ago I quickly left after giving my brother a dig in the ribs.

I have a new bumper sticker which I shall be applying to his car later this week and the snapchat clique will see my handy work.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

Bungle said:
BTW I'm not as much of a prick as I sound, the petrol station gimp was an arrogant tit and deserved it (even if I was in the wrong), and parking wardens don't count as real human beings.
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You're picking on all the people I don't like. Keep it up son!
 
Todays steken it to the man

Me and a mate went to the white party in Hasselt in Belgium. We flew into Amsterdam and had a night there first.

We met up with a few people I know from over there and we got a few of the things people usually take to a rave and had a mad one in the dam.

I told my mate that I'd get the things if he carried them across customs into Belgium. He agreed, he was nervous as fck though.

We got the train the next day.

On the day I told him that they had body scanners and you had to put it in tin foil so they didn't pick it up. He dutifully placed our gear in his special place.

For the next two hours he wriggled like mad all over the train and then walked through Brussels Centraal like Freddy mercury on a catwalk.

Only when we got outside and seen the bus station it dawned on him that he'd sat on a train for two hours and walked through a train station with a big ball of tin foil up his arse for no reason.

There's no border crossings from Holland to Belgium.
 


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