The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[The T-Dex]

Of course I did, they made me some Spanish stew. Was good like.

 

[Moomin]

So today, I woke up after work, and went into the kitchen of my new place. I live with two Spanish girls, and their French mate was with them. They asked me to have lunch with them. Weirdest day ever.

I hope you wore protection.

 

[The T-Dex]

I'm not doing that, I'm currently interested/dating a lovely Irish girl.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

In The Simpsons, Nelson Muntz is Barney drawn as a child.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

 

[The T-Dex]

Mind blown by the Nelson one. Top facts Groucho.

 

[ijjysmith]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

In The Simpsons, Nelson Muntz is Barney drawn as a child.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Everyday these amaze me.

 

[ijjysmith]

Oh and Grouch...

An epic hair cut where the bottom and sides of the head are buzzed with a low guard, and higher guards are employed higher up on the head to produce the effect of a "fade". The top of the head can either be buzzed as well, or scissor cut. Special attention is also paid to the side burns, in which they must be thinned to perfection for the fade to be "fresh".

 

[noharmdone]

Nelson is Barney

WTF..

Really.. WTF.

 

[ijjysmith]

Currently trying this.

Not quite sure what I think.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Currently trying this.

Not quite sure what I think.

I hate all that "portion" bollocks they do on the GDA.

Just tell me how bad it would be for me eating the whole thing at once and I'll divide it up myself thanks.

 

[Groucho]

Here we go.

I imagine this is what you're all thinking.

 

[noharmdone]

I hate all that "portion" bollocks they do on the GDA.

Just tell me how bad it would be for me eating the whole thing at once and I'll divide it up myself thanks.

Erm.. You eat half one day.. And then half the next.. Easy.
And any crisps that have 33% less fat.. You can now eat three bags at once instead of two.

You can thank me later..

 

[noharmdone]

Here we go.

I imagine this is what you're all thinking.

Is this a fact ? Like a real actual fact..
If so, I'm going out on a limb here and saying its your finest to date...

 

[Groucho]

Is this a fact ? Like a real actual fact..
If so, I'm going out on a limb here and saying its your finest to date...

Surely not......

*modest too

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just had a microwaveable chicken sub sandwich


I dunno