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The Camel And The Rat (for blue man group, see above )

Once there was a camel called Purps,
One day he went to the offy.

"Can I feel your muscles?" Purps said,
"NO" said the man.

So he went to the gym.
"Will you do squats for me?" said Purps,
"NO" said the man, and called the police.

Purps was put in remand, where he met a lovely little rat called Aki.

And they lived happily ever after.
 
The Camel And The Rat (for blue man group, see above )

Once there was a camel called Purps,
One day he went to the offy.

"Can I feel your muscles?" Purps said,
"NO" said the man.

So he went to the gym.
"Will you do squats for me?" said Purps,
"NO" said the man, and called the police.

Purps was put in remand, where he met a lovely little rat called Aki.

And they lived happily ever after.
That was far darker than I expected...
 


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