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The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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MickM86 said:
I remember my girlfriends 18th. I ruined it.

I was 19 at the time, a week away from 20. We went out for a meal with her mum, dad, auntie, uncle, two nans, sister and sisters boyfriend. I've never really been keen on her sisters boyfriend, always thought he was a show off etc, mr big I am, mr I used to be a boxer. MR I'm a geezer. I do this and I do that. Now this is my girls 18th. It was a big thing for me, but he had to be getting involved, making all the jokes while I sat back in the shadows. Everyone was laughing, hanging on to his every word, the time come for my girlfriend to blow out her candles, he was up there helping her and trying to help her open the champagne. It was nothing to do with him! It was all building up inside me.

After a few drinks I was sitting next to him and I was saying something in his ear, he was ignoring me but at the same time tryin to listen to someone else talking, he took hold of my arm an started pushin it up my back, sort of like what the police do. I stood up and just started throwing shots at him, left, right, left right, left right. I don't remember seeing a thing, just the feel of my arms one after the other to his head. My girlfriend was screaming "Michael!" Next minute her dad had me by the neck holdin me over the wooden things in the pub that go around the table and chairs, the balcony sort of thing. I went outside on my own accord after being told to leave and her mum came out screaming in my face. I just said "hit me then, go on, hit me"
She never and her dad took me home in a taxi.

I was crying my eyes out all the way home realising I've wrecked my girlfriends birthday and probably my relationship. I was in a state. I still to this day can't see what I was doing when I was hitting him. Everything seemed to go red. I lost it.

It's still a touchy subject to this day but I feel like if it came up in Convo I would laugh about it and say "ah well, he got what he deserved" to this day, I don't regret what I done, I just regret where I done it.
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Tbh we've all been there.........let it go......
 
Just saw someone on Facebook say:

"Oh it's only 99 days til Christmas!!! :D"

No, just no. Stop that sh*t. It's barely out of summer so you can leave that out until at least the end of November.

It spoils the whole thing for me, f*cking counting down the days 3 months in advance. Saw some mince pies in the Co-op yesterday too, FFS!!!
 

MickM86 said:
I remember my girlfriends 18th. I ruined it.

I was 19 at the time, a week away from 20. We went out for a meal with her mum, dad, auntie, uncle, two nans, sister and sisters boyfriend. I've never really been keen on her sisters boyfriend, always thought he was a show off etc, mr big I am, mr I used to be a boxer. MR I'm a geezer. I do this and I do that. Now this is my girls 18th. It was a big thing for me, but he had to be getting involved, making all the jokes while I sat back in the shadows. Everyone was laughing, hanging on to his every word, the time come for my girlfriend to blow out her candles, he was up there helping her and trying to help her open the champagne. It was nothing to do with him! It was all building up inside me.

After a few drinks I was sitting next to him and I was saying something in his ear, he was ignoring me but at the same time tryin to listen to someone else talking, he took hold of my arm an started pushin it up my back, sort of like what the police do. I stood up and just started throwing shots at him, left, right, left right, left right. I don't remember seeing a thing, just the feel of my arms one after the other to his head. My girlfriend was screaming "Michael!" Next minute her dad had me by the neck holdin me over the wooden things in the pub that go around the table and chairs, the balcony sort of thing. I went outside on my own accord after being told to leave and her mum came out screaming in my face. I just said "hit me then, go on, hit me"
She never and her dad took me home in a taxi.

I was crying my eyes out all the way home realising I've wrecked my girlfriends birthday and probably my relationship. I was in a state. I still to this day can't see what I was doing when I was hitting him. Everything seemed to go red. I lost it.

It's still a touchy subject to this day but I feel like if it came up in Convo I would laugh about it and say "ah well, he got what he deserved" to this day, I don't regret what I done, I just regret where I done it.
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The poor lad was only 12, you big bully.
 
Lads sorry av neglected the Late Show at the minute, only got internet at work for the time being so its crap.

Will smash it when am back properly
 
Bungles Bungled

I popped in to see a mate that I've not seen for a while over the weekend, we were sat in the living room having a chat when his girlfriend walked in, followed by someone else that I'd assumed was a young family member, so I said to them "oh who's this little lad then", expecting them to say a nephew or something, at which point my mate disappeared in hysterics and I sat there blank faced wondering what was funny. Anyway it turns out this little lad was her mate, who was also a woman aged 30 and had some weird condition or was just a midget, I'm not sure which. She had short cropped hair and dressed like a boy, it's her own fukcing fault.
 
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Bungles Bungled

I popped in to see a mate that I've not seen for a while over the weekend, we were sat in the living room having a chat when his girlfriend walked in, followed by someone else that I'd assumed was a young family member, so I said to them "oh who's this little lad then", expecting them to say a nephew or something, at which point my mate disappeared in hysterics and I sat there blank faced wondering what was funny. Anyway it turns out this little lad was her mate, who was also a woman aged 30 and had some weird condition or was just a midget, I'm not sure which. She had short cropped hair and dressed like a boy, it's her own fukcing fault.
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Thought midgets would be right up your alley you furry little deviant.
 


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