The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[MickM86]

Think it's 28?

How did you work it out?

 

[BlueLlama]

Is one of them Jesus?

What about the Queen? she would greatly reduce the odds as the cheating cow has two birthdays

 

[steken1]

I'd have said shorter before I knew this.

It always blows my little old mind. A 64 year old is 2 billion seconds old.

Genuinely mind boggling that.

 

[MickM86]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

 

[Moomin]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

A troubled man?

 

[Groucho]

How did you work it out?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

I'm on holiday, use this to work it out.

I never do voluntary mathematics on a week off.

 

[peteblue]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

A pillock.......

 

[Groucho]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

MickM86

 

[BlueLlama]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

a sex offender mate

 

[Bungle]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

A fuc*ing idiot

 

[MickM86]

Do you want the answer?

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?

Marie Antionette?

 

[Bungle]

Do you want the answer?

Yes mick, give us the answer in less than 6 paragraphs and without mentioning an ex girlfriend and a troubled childhood.

 

[MickM86]

The answer is a candle

 

[MickM86]

This one should get you thinking

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?