The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[peteblue]

He's a bleeding candle....now can we move on.......

 

[BlueLlama]

The answer is a candle

 

[peteblue]

This one should get you thinking

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

It was his mother....oh ffs someone kill this thread......

 

[Bungle]

This one should get you thinking

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?

Jeremy Kyle had not yet decided who was actually his father

 

[MickM86]

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

 

[peteblue]

Corn on the cob......I don't even know why I'm doing this.......

 

[bluemangroup]

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

A body?

 

[MickM86]

A body?

If its there I'll give you the money myself

 

[BlueLlama]

Corn on the cob......I don't even know why I'm doing this.......

it's nice you two have found each other

 

[Bungle]

Here's one seeing as we're doing this;

What's recently had a haircut, sleeps with ladyboys and stocked up recently on Rohypnoll?

 

[bluemangroup]

Here's one seeing as we're doing this;

What's recently had a haircut, sleeps with ladyboys and stocked up recently on Rohypnoll?

Zatara.

 

[peteblue]

Cena, can you get a grip of this thread of yours......

 

[MickM86]

What has one eye but cannot see?

No use of google please

 

[Pat's Van]

If its there I'll give you the money myself

Mick whatever it is, I think you've finally found your niche with these riddles

seems you're winning over your audience at last, well done old chum

well done

 

[bluemangroup]

What has one eye but cannot see?

No use of google please

A needle.