The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[carlos21]

Think i'll get chips, sausage, mushy peas mate

very nice i am having liver mash.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Think i'll get chips, sausage, mushy peas mate

Chips, 2 x jumbo sausage, 2x cheese slice, gravy.

Winner.

 

[Groucho]

Between two - large fish, large chips, chicken fried rice and a cup of curry.

Chippy tapas

 

[ijjysmith]

JESUS EFFING CHRIST.

I JUST CUT THE VERY TIP OF MY FINGER

AAAARRRGGGHH

IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING

JESUS

JESUS CHRIST



SCENES

 

[Cena]

But you still typed a post?

Well in lid

 

[icburns]

But you still typed a post?

Well in lid

True bravery

 

[ijjysmith]

But you still typed a post?

Well in lid

Other hand. And it's wrapped up. Blood every where.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Groucho]

JESUS EFFING CHRIST.

I JUST CUT THE VERY TIP OF MY FINGER

AAAARRRGGGHH

IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING

JESUS

JESUS CHRIST



SCENES

My medical training compels me to advise you to apply sawdust.

 

[bluebottle]

My medical training compels me to advise you to apply sawdust.

Won't that just....nevermind, right you are doctor.

 

[Cena]

My medical training compels me to advise you to apply sawdust.

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?

 

[ijjysmith]

My medical training compels me to advise you to apply sawdust.

Oh god I haven't got any!!!

JESUS CHRIST

 

[Groucho]

When you go to to train to be a nurse, paramedic, doctor etc, there's a list of 'things that fix everthing';

Sawdust
Cheese
Owls

Bear in mind, there's a good chance I'm telling fibs.

 

[bluebottle]

Oh god I haven't got any!!!

JESUS CHRIST

Do you have any wood shavings of any kind? And a mortar and pestal?

 

[Groucho]

Oh god I haven't got any!!!

JESUS CHRIST

Well do you have any cheese or owls?

 

[ijjysmith]

I've been bleeding for 15 minutes.


IT'S LIKE VIETNAM