Nothing in this life makes any more sense than the kidney stone I think my left kidney just dispensed, Goat. I suspect it's the reason I wasn't processing alcohol well last night. They're good at gumming up my body's ability to cope with toxins, like my ex.
The good news on that is I should be right as rain again physically, after a week or two of unpleasantness. Don't expect to see me much while I deal with this thing, and feel free to make all the jokes about how happy this makes you. I'll just be minding my own business, in pain, on the couch.