The New Arena

[Nymzee]

I really didnt think I would be "defending" the amount of times I have sex with my Wife Mike either.

But seems as tho we are on the subject, its a LOT.

Bet you're a top shagger now you're a svelte but swole goddess

 

[Goat]

Bet you're a top shagger now you're a svelte but swole goddess

I mean you joke, but I have noticed a performance up tick.

 

[Nymzee]

I mean you joke, but I have noticed a performance up tick.

And a couple of extra inches down there too now you've taken the cliff off him.

 

[tommye]

Do we get a forum discount?

I ain't paying for what I usually get for free!

 

[coollino]

We need a sex thread

Fri night, international break. it's perfect

 

[Goat]

Get your wife to sign up here and confirm this plz.

It was bad enough when my Son used to post on here, had to watch everything I said, I would have to leave if the wife was on here.

Last time I got banned from Twitter they blocked my emails, so I used my wifes to sign up.

So she gets emails every time I get warned or banned now, she tells me off a lot.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I really didnt think I would be "defending" the amount of times I have sex with my Wife Mike either.

But seems as tho we are on the subject, its a LOT.

How many times you have sex with your wife Mike is entirely your business to be fair mate.

 

[DualityNSNO]

It was bad enough when my Son used to post on here, had to watch everything I said, I would have to leave if the wife was on here.

Last time I got banned from Twitter they blocked my emails, so I used my wifes to sign up.

So she gets emails every time I get warned or banned now, she tells me off a lot.

Never even got him that drum kit too, lad was heartbroken ffs

 

[Goat]

How many times you have sex with your wife Mike is entirely your business to be fair mate.

21 years yesterday we have been together.

I am honestly impressed we still do, so I dont mind bragging about it, yano?

 

[Goat]

@chicoazul look what I did to ya thread.

 

[tommye]

Never even got him that drum kit too, lad was heartbroken ffs

In Goat's defence the lad discovered banging girls was waaay more fun than drums

 

[Zatara]

Oh Zatty, I gets mine Zat.

Was my Wifes birthday yesterday, I bought her some new knickers from Primark, who says romance is dead.

According to my wife and the conversations she has with her friends, our sex life is WAY above average, some of her friends havent had sex with their partners for months. Would make a decent idea for a thread I suppose.

What about you Zatmania? How many times a week?

Dunno why youre being so miserable then...

 

[Zatara]

And as for this, here is you constantly posting rumours from Alan Nixon.

Alan Nixon is a football writer with a focus on the national football scene in the United Kingdom. He writes for publications such as The Irish Sun, The US Sun, and INSIDE FUTBOL LIMITED, and his work has also been featured in The Sun and The Scottish Sun.


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I know you aint a local fan.

But we dont post stories from anybody or anything connected to The Scum newspaper on here, so please, stop it.

Im fully aware, though i did not know nixon was working for the group.

 

[Kurt.]

Snitch-Twins. Who'd have thought, huh?

Schindler’s snitch

 

[Kurt.]

Oh Zatty, I gets mine Zat.

Was my Wifes birthday yesterday, I bought her some new knickers from Primark, who says romance is dead.

According to my wife and the conversations she has with her friends, our sex life is WAY above average, some of her friends havent had sex with their partners for months. Would make a decent idea for a thread I suppose.

What about you Zatmania? How many times a week?

Depends on time of year I’m guessing