The New Arena

[Goat]

I'm always humping something mate

But here is a story about what happens last Saturday. My gf woke up and wanted it straight away and I don't even really think I was awake at all, so I tried and it pretty much went down straight away. Both laughed it off, I went into the shower and no idea what she got up to. Later in the day we were in the pub and I left my phone on the table when I went to the toilet or something, I came back and she was gigglings, so I opened my phone and she searched 'erectile dysfunction'. Ha ha very funny, gone on with our day.

However, ever since I have got ED adverts on every website/social media I go on and I cannot get rid of them lol lol

We had it the morning before so I'm happy to share, not too bad for 16 years or so I guess

Hahaha, I hate morning people! They are just the WORST.

Im the same, I would need a good 2 hours after I wake up for the engine to start.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ladies and gentlemen, THE NEW SEX DUNGEON.

Ick.

 

[Nymzee]

Hahaha, I hate morning people! They are just the WORST.

Im the same, I would need a good 2 hours after I wake up for the engine to start.

My car's already started, driven away, and probs needs a new set of tyres the minute I wake up.

 

[coollino]

Oh so you've been flaccid ever since? Poor lad. Just give it a pep talk in the shower.

We've no tried since, I've been ill on our other childless night

Why the hell have I done this to myself

 

[Goat]

Ladies and gentlemen, THE NEW SEX DUNGEON.

Ick.

Hi Davey, can you tell us a funny story about sex please.

 

[coollino]

Hahaha, I hate morning people! They are just the WORST.

Im the same, I would need a good 2 hours after I wake up for the engine to start.

Finally the thread we all wanted

 

[Nymzee]

We've no tried since, I've been ill on our other childless night

Why the hell have I done this to myself

I suggest you nip up to the bathroom now and just test it out. You don't want two false starts in a row, she'll be telling her WhatsApp group then.

 

[Goat]

Finally the thread we all wanted

The signs were there as soon as the fridge thread was started, it was only a matter of time after that.

We have now become what we feared, GOTsnet.

 

[Nymzee]

The signs were there as soon as the fridge thread was started, it was only a matter of time after that.

We have now become what we feared, GOTsnet.

If I ever need advice my first thought is to ask on here. I was about to start a thread this morning asking how much people were paying for oil changes but it wouldn't have left the ground after Joseph Barton woke up.

 

[Goat]

If I ever need advice my first thought is to ask on here. I was about to start a thread this morning asking how much people were paying for oil changes but it wouldn't have left the ground after Joseph Barton woke up.

I normally pay 99quid for an MOT and a service.

My wife works in a garage.

 

[coollino]

I suggest you nip up to the bathroom now and just test it out. You don't want two false starts in a row, she'll be telling her WhatsApp group then.

I'm actually washing up and we had beetroot, that would be weird

 

[Nymzee]

I normally pay 99quid for an MOT and a service.

My wife works in a garage.

(£170 for just an oil change btw, almost threw up)

 

[Bungle]

I'll say the same as ive been saying to my Dad.

Please just tell me which of the 12 candidates is my real father?

 

[Goat]

(£170 for just an oil change btw, almost threw up)

Whole world is just a scam atm.

Thieves everywhere, its insane.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

@emir is a weird little sex offender

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