The New Arena

[DualityNSNO]

(£170 for just an oil change btw, almost threw up)

What car, what oil? Not like it's all uniform like

Still a mental price, mind

 

[Goat]

Mods?

!!!!!!!!!

I was correctly punished for that outburst!

 

[Osamabindiesel]

!!!!!!!!!

I was correctly punished for that outburst!

I am dying

 

[Nymzee]

What car, what oil? Not like it's all uniform like

Still a mental price, mind

Ford Fiesta, I know nothing about cars just had the "change oil" message on the dash, rang the Ford garage I got it from, must have seen me coming "Friday afternoon let's bum him senseless".

Might send @BullensRoad on them.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Ford Fiesta, I know nothing about cars just had the "change oil" message on the dash, rang the Ford garage I got it for, must have seen me coming "Friday afternoon let's bum him senseless".

Might send @BullensRoad on them.

Ah, the Stealership Fee, yeah, normal.

I service mine in an official shop for part-changing and stuff cuz warranty etc. but for oil changes you're basically paying double for someone to do the most basic maintenance.

 

[tommye]

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ladies and gentlemen, THE NEW SEX DUNGEON.

Ick.

Say it! (the safe word that is)

 

[Kurt.]

Hahaha, I hate morning people! They are just the WORST.

Im the same, I would need a good 2 hours after I wake up for the engine to start.

I love having sex in the morning…. Sometimes I don’t even disturb her if she’s sleeping deeply

( obvs this is a joke ffs)

 

[coollino]

 

[MikeH72]

Can’t believe @BullensRoad is missing all this sex chat, I think he’d love it and would have a lot to contribute.

 

[Kurt.]

Can’t believe @BullensRoad is missing all this sex chat, I think he’d love it and would have a lot to contribute.

He’s meditating in preparation for Friday nights arena

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I normally pay 99quid for an MOT and a service.

My wife works in a garage.

Does she charge all the men that price.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hi Davey, can you tell us a funny story about sex please.

I don't know about that.

 

[peteblue]

I love having sex in the morning…. Sometimes I don’t even disturb her if she’s sleeping deeply

( obvs this is a joke ffs)

Of course it was a joke, telling us you have sex……

 

[peteblue]

I don't know about that.

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms ?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year…….