The new kitchen

[Alan Whittle]

Even though I enjoy DIY and have gutted and fitted out 3 boats in my time,

I've refitted a bathroom

I really feel that I should at least introduce you to Mrs Whittle.

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Have you considered burning it all down, dancing on the ashes and running away cackling like a mad man?

 

[chrismpw]

Way more patience than I've got. The occasional entre of reality is sometimes required to wake someone from the sepia tones of the dream and the jackanory of realising it. good on you for recycling the flooring though and i'm well jealous of a workshop (with a planer) that can hold 70m sq of solid flooring.

a sketch from february to may... a 3 month delay on a sketch, if you cant conjure with that...
"we need the door", "moving the gas boiler"(corgi registered* - steady!), "moving the sink", be brutal, be blunt, enabling a childs mentality only invites more. She must make a wicked bolognese, or Sunday roast.

Contract it out, and dont have a holiday for a couple of years. Ying and yang innit.

She's a fecking vegibloodymatarian. Its a wonder we get on really.

And we can't afford to contract it out as she's saving for early retirement so she can spend more time at home dreaming.

Oh ffs!

 

[chrismpw]

'Butchers block' I believe. Nice pantry usage, so your kitchen proper only has a sink in it from the classic triangle?

Do you not think I didn't try suggesting the nice simple idea of an island? Do you not think? About a hundred times!

 

[Jimishorts]

He doesn`t live that far away from the old home of Fred and Rose West and I`m wondering if he may have bought the old flooring from their basement.

And secondly I'm not lifting the effing decking again!

Said Fred to Rose.

 

[chrismpw]

Have you considered burning it all down, dancing on the ashes and running away cackling like a mad man?

I will give some thought to this.

 

[Bungle]

She's a fecking vegibloodymatarian. Its a wonder we get on really.

And we can't afford to contract it out as she's saving for early retirement so she can spend more time at home dreaming.

Oh ffs!

Yeah it sounds like she's trying to cut costs wherever possible, minus the new cooker, fridge, flooring, cupboards, radiators, should be ready to retire at about 94

 

[Rita_Poon]

I really feel that I should at least introduce you to Mrs Whittle.

I wanna know about the three boats... Ive got a book running, she had him refitting the rms queen elizabeth in hk harbour...

 

[tommye]

Forgive me, its 2023 next year. and 'Forewoman'. Have you ever considered developing a poorly back and then finding quotes from specialists in the tens of thousands? Gotta box clever, also did you recycle the old decking into the raised beds for veg and herbs and what not? Microwave the earth you transplant to kill insect eggs/larvae.

Is that you Joey?

 

[tommye]

My new favourite thread.


Thanks Chris x

 

[Rita_Poon]

Do you not think I didn't try suggesting the nice simple idea of an island? Do you not think? About a hundred times!

It was for pootsy tbf, but I feel your pain and well, loved it (just for a moment) its the expectation, perhaps you shouldnt have retired, could you not 'get a job' feeding the ducks, walking the dog, reading the paper, picking the nags (teehee) sorta thing...

 

[Jimishorts]

@chrismpw ‘s new kitchen getting more traction than Megan Sparkle and Irish unification.

Who‘d have thunk it.

Well played GOT.

Let us be thankful for international breaks.

 

[Sticky Toffee Pudding]

Reading between the lines ,it sounds a truly harrowing situation that needs to be corrected , before it spirals like a staircase out of sight.

 

[COYBL25]

@chrismpw ‘s new kitchen getting more traction than Megan Sparkle and Irish unification.

Who‘d have thunk it.

Well played GOT.

Let us be thankful for international breaks.

Wait until @davek claims to have spotted Patterson, hobbling into the private Spire hospital off Sefton Park, carrying a chainsaw, a bone saw and an axe.

Chris`s kitchen woes, will all be sadly forgotten.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Reading between the lines ,it sounds a truly harrowing situation that needs to be corrected , before it spirals like a staircase out of sight.