The next Bond

[tsubaki]

How about if Bond was a Space Marine?

That would be an Amalgam of Crapness (which they'd be free to use for the title of the film).

 

[Yarrgh]

I know a man with an equity card who might be looking for a new gig soon.

James Bond will return in ... Good Times.

The names Kenwright, Bill Kenwright.

Might be a tad old for a 4 film deal though.

 

[The binman chronicles]

James Bond vs the XL Bully genetic modifiers/breeders

I want him to have a story where he fights corruption at the very top of government. Perhaps where they find out the home secretary is a power mad disciple of spectre.

To just put a character name out there we can call them Cruella Braverman. Of course it is all fiction and couldn't possibly be real...

 

[DualityNSNO]

That would be an Amalgam of Crapness (which they'd be free to use for the title of the film).

 

[Rita_Poon]

I thought Bond died in the last film?

He only lives twice
or so it seems
one life for himself
and one for his dreams....

 

[Tommy Chong]

Surprised no one's mentioned Rowan Atkinson.

I always assumed that he took the Johnny English role as a subtle hint that he was auditioning to be the next Bond.

 

[blue61]

Roy Chubby Brown would be the politically correct option.

 

[Tramps_mate]

You know anything about Warhammer and don't know about Cavill being a massive giganerd about it and the production that he's been given?

I know he's a giganerd!!

No idea about the show though!!

No wonder he sadly binned the Witcher.

 

[Rita_Poon]

What's Russ Abbot doing nowadays?

 

[Amw79]

What's Russ Abbot doing nowadays?

No more Scots in the role FFS

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Russell Brand sounds like he fits the shoe.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Russell Brand sounds like he fits the shoe.

You can just imagine Brand turning up to the job interview at MI6, during his first superfluous and overly complex flowery monologue 006 would have shot him.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I know a man with an equity card who might be looking for a new gig soon.

James Bond will return in ... Good Times.

The names Kenwright, Bill Kenwright.

Might be a tad old for a 4 film deal though.

“The name’s Bill, Chairman Bill”

 

[gonetomorrow]

Lol way too old, if it's a 4 film deal he would be pushing 70 when they finish

Well, he'll be the boss then. W or M or whatever they call him.

 

[Clarky cat]

Andrew Tate as the next Bond, he certainly has the hatred of women needed.
Jordan Pieterson as the villain. Make it so, you unoriginal franchise nonces.