The next Bond

[miami]

only if he had better tits than...

That opens the role up for me then!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Should Barbie have been played by a male in the movie?

I don't know why, but Nathan Lane in 'The Bird Cage' was the first image that popped into my head when I read this.

That can't be good...

 

[Rita_Poon]

That opens the role up for me then!

 

[miami]

Yes, I have a significant bra size. Bigger than the wife’s.

 

[maccavennie]

james corden
Jimmy Nail
rory stewart
Ed Miliband
Aston Merrygold
jeremy clarkson

the list is endless...

Jimmy Nail is a good shout.

 

[LEONARD]

Bond, Jeremy, Bond.

007= Licence to explain ( in a calm way) how terrorism is understandable, but not really nice.

PLOT= 007 invites the the leading Islamist and far-right villains, around to his Islington house for a glass of mint tea.

Armed only with a copy of yesterdays Guardian , 007 convinces them that,despite all of it's faults , Western liberal democracy, is a rather nice world to live in.

Film ends with Jeremy defecting to Cuba.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fans of Roy of the Rovers?

If they cast Lucy Bronze as Hot Shot Hamish I'd be livid.

 

[DavidH]

What kind of issues would you like to see Bond tackle in future movies?

I think the whole international espionage, some form of car chase and fight against a bad guy with a foreign accent thing has been done to death. How about some real world issues?

How about we see Bond investigating a noise complaint on an estate and having to deal with a gang of skinny ket-wigs on BMX’s?

Paper straws

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What kind of issues would you like to see Bond tackle in future movies?

I think the whole international espionage, some form of car chase and fight against a bad guy with a foreign accent thing has been done to death. How about some real world issues?

How about we see Bond investigating a noise complaint on an estate and having to deal with a gang of skinny ket-wigs on BMX’s?

I'd quite like to see him take down a rogue faction of the countryside alliance who are plotting mass fox hunts and badger culling bloodsports.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

James Bond vs the XL Bully genetic modifiers/breeders

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If they cast Lucy Bronze as Hot Shot Hamish I'd be livid.

Learn something more revealing about you with every post.

 

[Rita_Poon]

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That mornings offerings didn't turn bond's head, no sireee-bob, not organic enough for our saviour....

 

[Tramps_mate]

I would have said Cavill, but he has the Warhammer thing for Amazon.
Maddon I think blew his chance, when he flat out sucked in an action role recently.

Taron Egerton as a left field choice.

The what??? I haven't heard of this!!

Henry an I love Warhammer!! lol

 

[Yarrgh]

James Norton or Aidan turner. But I won’t be surprised if they try and buckle to the ‘modern audience’ thing and make whoever it is half robot, ethnic minority, androgynous, sexually fluid and one legged. I think that ticks all the boxes.

Virgil?

I am shocked.

 

[Yarrgh]

Lol well how about Bond having to deal with MI-6's HR department?

In this day and age, no more sex puns and whatnot at the office. He'd get done over and have to go to a sexual harassment seminar.

Kind regards,
James Bond
He/Him