The NFL Thread, 2019

[longers]

Looking forward to watching tonights match.

Hopefully the 11 minutes of actual football will be just as enthralling as the other 3 hours of punditry, replays, adverts, stat fapping and crowd shots of obese men wearing cheese hats.

 

[Frang]

Looking forward to watching tonights match.

Im sure the 11 minutes of actual football will be just as enthralling as the other 3 hours of punditry, replays, adverts, stat fapping and crowd shots of obese men wearing cheese hats.

that's the spirit ..

bit like watching 2 hours of the same guy winning lap after lap of a any given formula one race

 

[longers]

that's the spirit ..

bit like watching 2 hours of the same guy winning lap after lap of a any given formula one race

Nah, it's more like watching Cricket where the majority of the time is spent watching people do sod all between overs whilst the viewer is being bombarded with dreadful dad banter from the commentators.

I do quite enjoy watching the NFL though, I just enjoy taking the piss out of it as well due to the fact the average match only averages 11 minutes of actual sport despite the broadcasts lasting 3 hours.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Get ready for a monster year from Michael Thomas. In his 3rd year in the NFL he lead the league with 125 receptions and had an 85% target completion rate. The next highest WR with any significant volume was Tyler Lockett with 81% completion rate. The only better high volume receiver was Christian McCaffery, with 86% on 107 receptions, but then a lot of his were shorter check down passes.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Get yerself ready for more of this

 

[Connor]

Get yerself ready for more of this

Doubtful

 

[SerenityNigh]

Doubtful

WE READY

 

[Frang]

Doubtful

con have The Pats replaced Gronk with a like for like , if that's at all possible?? or will they be using Edelman maore instead

 

[Connor]

con have The Pats replaced Gronk with a like for like , if that's at all possible?? or will they be using Edelman maore instead

No and no

 

[Connor]

WE READY

Negativo mi amigo

 

[SerenityNigh]

con have The Pats replaced Gronk with a like for like , if that's at all possible?? or will they be using Edelman maore instead

The Pats could replace Gronk with you and me and still be one of the most formidable teams in the league, Franc

 

[Toast]

WE READY

God, that visor hat thing winds he wears winds me right up.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Negativo mi amigo

Brees will get his 2nd, Brady will retire with 6, 2 ahead of Montana, and although the Tom vs Joe debate will never go away, Drew will quietly slide into the "top 5 QBs" discussion

This is the future, my friend, I have seen it and you would be wise to accept my words of truth

 

[Frang]

Brees will get his 2nd, Brady will retire with 5, just 1 ahead of Montana, and although the Tom vs Joe debate will never go away, Drew will quietly slide into the "top 5 QBs" discussion

This is the future, my friend, I have seen it and you would be wise to accept my words of truth

bradys got 6 ??

 

[Connor]

Brees will get his 2nd, Brady will retire with 5, just 1 ahead of Montana, and although the Tom vs Joe debate will never go away, Drew will quietly slide into the "top 5 QBs" discussion

This is the future, my friend, I have seen it and you would be wise to accept my words of truth

Well, he's got six