Last two seasons on Martinez: We were, for the most part, shambolic, but.. they usually tried (until the back end of last season) - they might have fallen apart too often, for the lack of a better squad and some attitude issues but at least they generally could be counted on to give it a go.. we got to two semi-finals and, but for appalling refereeing at City and some proper finishing against United should have reached two finals (it goes without saying we'd have lost to the RS and - maybe - beaten Palace).
But, there we were - November 2014 and we got 1 win in 14 - against a hapless QPR. Surrendered 3-0 at Southampton, 3-2 at a terrible Newcastle, went out (having lead with minutes to go) in the cup on penalties.. terrible in a 0-0 at home to WBA (remember the Mirallas penalty incident)?
And none of those mid season problems were really solved - Martinez got rid of the troublemaking Eto'o, binned Distin for reasons we didn't learn about, but aside from that no-one significant left or came in.
Moving on to 15-16 and Martinez obviously didn't put his foot down - Mirallas was still having a strop here or there but wasn't moved on - even after two ridiculously stupid red cards. The reasonable performances from Naismith were deemed surplus to requirements whilst £13M was chucked down a large whole labelled Lokomotiv Moscow - other than that? Well, freebie Cleverley, Geri would flatter to deceive.. Lennon for a few million to work hard . And now?
Well, no-one could possibly say we didn't know who was going - Pienaar, Hibbert, Osman, Howard and then Stones (to no-one's surprise, finally). And being Everton we do what - on the back of two lousy seasons, an aging squad, a new manager (after coughing up a ridiculous £10M to get shut of Martinez)? We bring in: Another ridiculous loan deal (for Atsu/Drenthe etc read Valencia), a decent player in Bolasie but we pay way over the odds, a decent back up keeper who is drafted into the first team.. a decent centre-half but no long term future.. and the one decent buy of the past 2 or 3 years in Gana.. as usual - we DON'T SPEND ANY MONEY, WE DON'T SHIFT ANY OLD AGE PENSIONERS, WE TOLERATE THE STROPS, WE DO SWEET FANNY ADAMS ABOUT IT ALL.
Just look over the park - Klopp won't get all his transfers right but - jeez - he's got shut of almost all their deadwood inside a year. What have we done? Sent a message to the squad that you can carry on - or, failing that, the manager will dump you with the kids..I JUST DESPAIR.