The Royston Rumour

[The T-Dex]

I heard he was on Take Me Out tonight and thats why he was unable to play

 

[Del]

Rumour on myspace that Drenthe was caught riding a zebra wearing only a cowboy hat and nipple tassles through Liverpool center last night

Not confirmed but hoping its not true

 

[Clint Planet]

I heard he was giving it all up for a new career as the bass player in Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

 

[TheFinnFan]

I heard he was giving it all up for a new career as the bass player in Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

hahahaha

 

[Dublintoff]

Load of rubbish Royston starts v the toothpastes

Good news.

 

[kenada_blue]

Please be true. Be an utter legend to tell moylez to koff and go on a coke and bevie binge

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I heard the beers on offer in Lidl

 

[davek]

The uptight Presbytarian Moyes cant deal with Roy. Where's your man-management skills ginger plums?

 

[Woolly Blue]

I heard he was giving it all up for a new career as the bass player in Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

Showing your age there mate.
Just sayin like.

 

[Clint Planet]

Showing your age there mate.
Just sayin like.

At least I didn't say The Birthday Party.

 

[Woolly Blue]

At least I didn't say The Birthday Party.

Hahah. Actually, glad you mentioned Cave. I'm now about to revisit my youth !

*shivers

back on topic - he'll be playing on Tuesday. Every time he's not in the team or on the bench we get a rumour saying he's headbutted Round / turned up pissed / high as a kite and then Moyes picks him again

 

[bluejock]

Giving Mrs Moyes a portion of his 2 litre Pepsi bottle wang

*taps nose

 

[AdamEFC]

I heard he had 4 Spanish Pornstars round at his. Is right Drenthe lad

 

[heatmeiser]

heard a couple of rumours non inclued drink or drugs

OH YOU

 

[Jamo Martinez]

He did get stopped one night in Alicante for speeding. Had two birds in the car. One of them was the wife of a local gangsta/coke dealer. Neither of them were his wife of course. Complete loon by all accounts.