The Sean Dyche 'Pearls of Wisdom' Thread.

[Tommy Chong]

Sounds like the name of a cafe they`d open :

Menu

Starters - Scotch Egg.

Mains - Steak gravy and chips.
Pie gravy and chips.
Sausage gravy and chips.
Sausage mash gravy and chips.

Desert - Suet pudding and gravy.
Apple Pie and gravy.
Raspberry Sponge cake and gravy.

Drinks - Builders tea.
Carling.

Jesus, mate!

Imagine trying to digest and pass all that?!
Brings a whole new definition to the term: 'The hard yards'!

 

[kev]

Where are all these clubs clamouring for his signature? I was assured multiple times that there would be suitors chomping at the bit to secure his services

Well there's the Talksport job or . . . erm . . . er . . . well it's Talksport.
Talksport have been clamouring for his service.