The Sean Dyche 'Pearls of Wisdom' Thread.

[Yarrgh]

Sounds like the name of a cafe they`d open :

Menu

Starters - Scotch Egg.

Mains - Steak gravy and chips.
Pie gravy and chips.
Sausage gravy and chips.
Sausage mash gravy and chips.

Desert - Suet pudding and gravy.
Apple Pie and gravy.
Raspberry Sponge cake and gravy.

Drinks - Builders tea.
Carling.

Are they looking for a waiter? I know one who is looking for a new "challenge".

 

[matty1878]

It's going to be an hour of Dyche talking rubbish, while going through a couple of bags of Wotsits, mate...

Between the BS and munching noises, I don't see this endeavour lasting too long, as listeners will tune out very quickly, Matty.

ha ha i edited my post after i actually seen what he said!

 

[Saint Domingo]

It's a good position for him to tell every one the truth that he kept Everton up for two of the most dangerous seasons in the clubs history. Now everyone will know what we know.

He’s the difference between us probably being liquidated and the future we now have moving into a new stadium as a PL club with new owners.

Some people weren’t entertained though.

 

[matty1878]

During happy hour Sam stands topless on the counter while Sean comes up behind him and proceeds to milk gravy straight from Sam's tits.

the stuff of nightmares