The Sean Dyche 'Pearls of Wisdom' Thread.

[Yarrgh]

Sounds like the name of a cafe they`d open :

Menu

Starters - Scotch Egg.

Mains - Steak gravy and chips.
Pie gravy and chips.
Sausage gravy and chips.
Sausage mash gravy and chips.

Desert - Suet pudding and gravy.
Apple Pie and gravy.
Raspberry Sponge cake and gravy.

Drinks - Builders tea.
Carling.

Are they looking for a waiter? I know one who is looking for a new "challenge".

 

[matty1878]

It's going to be an hour of Dyche talking rubbish, while going through a couple of bags of Wotsits, mate...

Between the BS and munching noises, I don't see this endeavour lasting too long, as listeners will tune out very quickly, Matty.

ha ha i edited my post after i actually seen what he said!

 

[Saint Domingo]

It's a good position for him to tell every one the truth that he kept Everton up for two of the most dangerous seasons in the clubs history. Now everyone will know what we know.

He’s the difference between us probably being liquidated and the future we now have moving into a new stadium as a PL club with new owners.

Some people weren’t entertained though.

 

[matty1878]

During happy hour Sam stands topless on the counter while Sean comes up behind him and proceeds to milk gravy straight from Sam's tits.

the stuff of nightmares

 

[matty1878]

It's a good position for him to tell every one the truth that he kept Everton up for two of the most dangerous seasons in the clubs history. Now everyone will know what we know.

everyone will know he’s a terrible manager yep

 

[davek]

He’s the difference between us probably being liquidated and the future we now have moving into a new stadium as a PL club with new owners.

Some people weren’t entertained though.

They know they're wrong but they try and avoid recognising it when most Evertonians - even those who wanted him gone - accept he stood between us and oblivion and saved us. And then there's the outside world who without exception accept the great job he did here overall.

They're fuming and still cant let it go.

It's hilarious.

"Dychettes" though...at least they can hold onto that.

 

[MikeH72]

Talksport

 

[Tommy Chong]

Are they looking for a waiter? I know one who is looking for a new "challenge".

You mean Manuel from Fawlty Towers, AKA the FSW?

The 3 of them together would actually make for a pretty entertaining sitcom, mate.
I'd watch that!

 

[COYBL25]

Talksport

Funny how the forums self proclaimed biggest " socialist " is happy to turn a blind eye to his " gaffer " working for Murdoch.

#ThankyouRupert

 

[Yarrgh]

You mean Manuel from Fawlty Towers, AKA the FSW?

The 3 of them together would actually make for a pretty entertaining sitcom, mate.
I'd watch that!

The episode when they all get stuck in a tin bath like 2 fat Albert Steptoes and Rene of Allo Allo during their annual wash - I didn't know if I'd die from laughing or retching.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

They know they're wrong but they try and avoid recognising it when most Evertonians - even those who wanted him gone - accept he stood between us and oblivion and saved us. And then there's the outside world who without exception accept the great job he did here overall.

They're fuming and still cant let it go.

It's hilarious.

"Dychettes" though...at least they can hold onto that.

Dave, enough of this acting like you don't know why this guy 'kin wound some of us up... It's as pitiful as his managerial skills.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Be honest, who didn’t see this coming?

 

[Jimishorts]

Those evening commutes will just fly by.

 

[cahill 17]

We know talksport are a decent outfit this station was a mess before I came here lol

 

[Clarky cat]

Talksport would actually be a really good radio station, if they had some good presenters in there…