The Silent Treatment

[tommye]

Text her, tell her to be ready when you get home, take her out for a meal and a bit of humble pie for afters.

She'll be putty in your hands and you can smash her all night.
Thank me tomorrow x

BTW, at no point say you're sorry for today.
That is you admitting you did wrong and the beginning of the end of your manhood.

Godspeed brother

 

[Bungle]

We arranged nothing to do today
I'm working (cough)
I've noticed a pattern of behaviour developing when I look to do something on my own. When she went out last weekend and got smashed - I bounced her £100 to enjoy the night.

We've only been living together for a couple of months. Signs not good.

Thanks for listening.

I'll wank you off for a fraction of that and won't complain when you go to the pub.

 

[Pootsy]

Dear Bungle...

I'm not sure he'd let my vulgar references onto his screen. Dear @Mrtallywacker ?

*Edited because I just read Bungles post above. Vulgarness by pros!

 

[tommye]

I'm not sure he'd let my vulgar references onto his screen. Dear @Mrtallywacker ?

*Edited because I just read Bungles post above. Vulgarness by pros!

Bungle is the only man for the job

 

[Pootsy]

Bungle is the only man for the job

I think he just proved that hands down.....for want of a better phrase

 

[Swartzy]

Text her, tell her to be ready when you get home, take her out for a meal and a bit of humble pie for afters.

She'll be putty in your hands and you can smash her all night.
Thank me tomorrow x

Drive thru McDonald's should do it..

 

[tommye]

Drive thru McDonald's should do it..

Philly cheese stack is the way to a girls heart

 

[COYBL25]

Dear Diedre

GF got a few days off work starting today from her office job. I am remote for myself and since June have barely lifted a finger. Mrs knows I like a lunchtime drink at our local during the week, but as I go to walk out the house this morning, like every morning 'to work' she's hit the roof.

Although I'm now in the pub at time of writing, I had to suffer her silent treatment all lunchtime as she festered upstairs as I watched TV downstairs.

My issues are:

We arranged nothing to do today
I'm working (cough)
I've noticed a pattern of behaviour developing when I look to do something on my own. When she went out last weekend and got smashed - I bounced her £100 to enjoy the night.

We've only been living together for a couple of months. Signs not good.

Thanks for listening.

Dear Mr Nightman.

It would appear that your idyllic daytime oasis of loafing, has well and truly been beached.

May I suggest relocating your daytime office, to the nearest Wetherspoons, that has been early opening hours, until your partner returns to work.

 

[Swartzy]

Philly cheese stack is the way to a girls heart

Mcflurry goes down like a treat, tho it steals your job without you realising...

 

[Nightman]

This morning lunchtime boozer you frequent...
and how didn't you spot the storm warning signs, who was ever going to be very impressed with you swinging the lead whilst they're out slaving away for the almighty dollar?

In fact, a quiet working pub lunch for two was probably the prime de-escalator here. Must box more clever in future.

I've not come here for sensible discussion, Poon. I've been getting leathered in the pub all day.

Thanks all the same.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I've not come here for sensible discussion, Poon. I've been getting leathered in the pub all day.

Thanks all the same.

Oh well, if you'd like the other end of the wedge...

 

[chrismpw]

Folk music (my passion) has a song for pretty much every human problem it seems... Here you go:

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

As predicted, she’s cracked.

Just got a mouth full of expletives, along the lines of 2-not caring, but with a lot of swearing.

1- I remained impassive, with a straight face, which I know winds her up even more.

3- Victory is mine.

( Although 5- it’ll probably get brought up in six months time and we go again )

Not to hop out of the bro zone and support the ladies but 1=2 (which is ridiculous as the silent treatment could be taken as the same shiz, by us, if we want to play that game)
3 - No...as you already know (5)

They're a gatling gun of emotions, don't re-fill their ammo box...they've been told by society, since birth, that they're emotionally superior to men:

 

[Kurt.]

I take that as the highest form of compliment from your good self. Alas it is a quote straight from Rogers Profanisaurus so I cannot take all the credit.

A woman on the committee of our football club is affectionately known as cheese toastie ….. she’s about 65 years old but tries to dress like a teenager and flirts with the players all the time, hence, for obvious reasons she earned the nickname

 

[Rita_Poon]

they've been told by society, since birth, that they're emotionally superior to men:

this measured in decibels like?