The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Jamo Martinez]

Maybe Martinez can set up a tapas bar at Goodison and convince Mirallas that he's already in Spain. Instead of Z Cars the team will be coming out to 'Macarena'. It's all sorted. Stop fretting.

 

[bluemangroup]

Maybe Martinez can set up a tapas bar at Goodison and convince Mirallas that he's already in Spain. Instead of Z Cars the team will be coming out to 'Macarena'. It's all sorted. Stop fretting.

Is that all the spanish ever listen to?

 

[Ravensblue]

Has anyone mentiond soldado? I know he's mates with Martinez and with Valencia missing out on CL could be worth a shot like.

Or should I just put the crack pipe down.

 

[Marco Materazzi]

Has anyone mentiond soldado? I know he's mates with Martinez and with Valencia missing out on CL could be worth a shot like.

Or should I just put the crack pipe down.

Soldado will want Champions league though

 

[ijjysmith]

Soldado committed his future to Valencia this.

Doesn't make a move impossible but unlikely.

 

[Goat]

Has anyone mentiond soldado? I know he's mates with Martinez and with Valencia missing out on CL could be worth a shot like.

Or should I just put the crack pipe down.

How do you know hes mates with Martinez?

 

[Marco Materazzi]

If only this was true...

 

[TheFinnFan]

we need high profile forward to lift us up to the next level, and someone like Soldado would suit perfectly, Negredo ship sailed, though

 

[MartSlinger]

Any of Bony, Gameiro or Aubameyang will do me.

 

[michaelgt5]

Any of Bony, Gameiro or Aubameyang will do me.

aubameyang will be a massive hit in the prem, yes please...make it happen martinez b)

 

[ijjysmith]

If only this was true...

You appear to have taken this from an old fave of mine:

www.football-rumours.com

Or

www.evertonrumours.com

Either way.

I could go on there and say we are signing Iniesta.

For example, I was had several things published on there saying two of my mates were having a trial at Saints and Leicester. And they published it.

Never ever beleive it.

Here a little compendium I made of it and the turd it talks:

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/36094-The-Wonder-of-Football-Rumours-com?highlight=Football+rumoursp

 

[TheFinnFan]

aubameyang will be a massive hit in the prem, yes please...make it happen martinez b)

who????

 

[Marco Materazzi]

who????

u wot?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Meh... Belgians out - Spaniards in...ole!

 

[ijjysmith]

who????

He's alright mate.

Has foof hair though.

Would fit in well at Newcastle.