The Sunday Christmas Sermon ; Little Curly Alan Ball .

[Chang Elephant]

Outstanding LCAB, they can talk about their St John's and other such crap, this man was the real thing.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Outstanding LCAB, they can talk about their St John's and other such crap, this man was the real thing.

CORRECT , Sir .

My feelings exactly .

Im working on something for Bally .

Hopefully it will do justice .

Nice one , btw , lid .

 

[Dublintoff]

ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING STUFF LCAB.

Your passion simply oozes out of every word.

The part about going to your first match with your dad got me emotional as im bringing my little fella to his first match next week v spurs and he hasnt stopped talking bout it either, it,ll be a proud day for me.

 

[little curly alan ball]

ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING STUFF LCAB.

Your passion simply oozes out of every word.

The part about going to your first match with your dad got me emotional as im bringing my little fella to his first match next week v spurs and he hasnt stopped talking bout it either, it,ll be a proud day for me.

Thank you , lad .

Its the Paddy in me .

Oscar Wilde , Brendan Beehan , Sean O'Casey , George Bernard Shaw ,... As someone once said , lid , eh ????

 

[ToffeeDan]

When's the book coming out LCAB? JUST BEYOND BRILLIANT.

 

[little curly alan ball]

When's the book coming out LCAB? JUST BEYOND BRILLIANT.

Hahaha .

Yeah , Dawg . Books ,.. Other Stuff .

WE best get Agents , me an' you . Cocka .

Oh , an' lots of Nubile-Hotty's as well ....

Thank you , TD .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Just another aside ; TO ALL the Taxi Drivers hanging out of windows , saying , " Bally , lad ... IS FUKN RIGHT ...!!! "
, and the people whom stopped me at the match or in the street - I was ALL OVER the Media , btw ....
It was lovely . Thank you , but , IT WAS ALL THE GINGER FELLA ....

Me mate just told me about ANOTHER Soldier wanting to read this , thus , I'm fresh posting so it will be clearly visible on Everton Forum Page 1 .

I should also like to highlight the above quote .

I should've mentioned the reception I received .

Strangers , Beeping , hanging out of cars , screaming , IS RIGHT LAD !!! Bally Lad !!! , as they go by .

Strangers again , stopping me , saying , You're a credit to your family , your club and your hero . NO [Poor language removed] !!!

I went to the ticket office the next day to see me mate . They stood up clapping ....

BIZARRE !!!

The Media ...??? Fukn 'ell . I'm ALL OVER the Papers , was constantly on the Live Feed on the day ,was in the Portsmouth / Southampton whatever its called . Echo/ Post Daily Mirror , etd ... The Tele .... Radio ...

An' I've kinda GOT an Ego , remember ...

Mad as fuk . The whole thing .

Anyway , I should've included this ...

Enjoy , Soldier Boy / Girl , lid .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Sorry , just keeping this on Page 1 for the newbies .

 

[CarlosTheBaby]

I'm a newbie and dont have a clue what on earth is going on!

 

[little curly alan ball]

I'm a newbie and dont have a clue what on earth is going on!

READ the Sermon , lad .

If nec' , READ IT TWICE .

It'll come , lid .

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Keep this at the front. Incredible reading.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Keep this at the front. Incredible reading.

Thank you , Dawg .

I HEART YOU , too .

You KNOW this .

 

[Khalekan]

Within two years , he broke into their first team , making his Full Debut against , believe it or not , FATE , btw ; The RS at Grey Skull , in 1964 . Guess what ? They won 2-1 . Bally , see ?

In playing at Grey Skull , at age 17 years , and 98 days , he became Blackpool’s , of Matthews and Mortensen , youngest ever player . He went to Craven Cottage the day after Kennedy was Assassinated , a lucky ground for him for the next years and bagged a hat-trick soon after .

Now, Mr. Ball.

I am trying to read your "sermon".

I am having difficulty with the above quotes, though.

If Bally made his debut at "Grey Skull" in 1964.......how could he have gone on to score a hat trick at Fulham the day after President Kennedy was assassinated?

(presumably the Fulham game came after the "Grey Skull" debut in '64)

According to everything I have ever read or heard about that dastardly deed on thar day of infamy, the fatal bullet was fired in November 1963.

:-(

 

[little curly alan ball]

Within two years , he broke into their first team , making his Full Debut against , believe it or not , FATE , btw ; The RS at Grey Skull , in 1964 . Guess what ? They won 2-1 . Bally , see ?

In playing at Grey Skull , at age 17 years , and 98 days , he became Blackpool’s , of Matthews and Mortensen , youngest ever player . He went to Craven Cottage the day after Kennedy was Assassinated , a lucky ground for him for the next years and bagged a hat-trick soon after .

Now, Mr. Ball.

I am trying to read your "sermon".

I am having difficulty with the above quotes, though.

If Bally made his debut at "Grey Skull" in 1964.......how could he have gone on to score a hat trick at Fulham the day after President Kennedy was assassinated?

(presumably the Fulham game came after the "Grey Skull" debut in '64)

According to everything I have ever read or heard about that dastardly deed on thar day of infamy, the fatal bullet was fired in November 1963.

:-(

Fair comment . I was stressed . He DID score the hat -trick the day after Kennedy . It must have been 6'63 /64 . I put '64 .

Excellent spot , kid . I defo never THAT IS for sure .

It was .

( I was about 13 weeks old at the time , incidentally . If YOU READ the thread , you shall see I was STRESSED with this one . Hardest thing I've ever written , in truth . That I only made 2 fuk up's is half-decent, tbh .
Particularly with the amount of Green I consumed in its creation . )

Still , again , I thank you for pointing out my error , kid .

Anoraks ALWAYS welcome in The Reverand's Congregation , lid .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Sorry . Just bumping .