The Super Bowl lampooning thread

[Del]

Or how about you take your generalisations of people you don't know and shove them up your arse?

I've enjoyed American football for about 10 years so it's hardly a "hipster" thing. It appears there are many more of us here who have enjoyed it for a substantial amount of time that you're attempting to offend with your inane guff as well.

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean that because others do, they're all of a sudden "hipsters". Get back to your colouring books before you take your eye out with a crayon, you narrow-minded little baby.

Proper expert you lad

 

[WA Toffee]

Ask yourself if there is any real difference between watching players huddle between plays or two teams passing it back and forth for 30 seconds in the midfield before starting a forward movement or two teams knocking it back and forth 30 yards in midfield and never entering the final third at each end.

Yes there is. One of them, the ball is still in play and the crisp through ball leading to a scoring opportunity could come at any moment. The other, you have to wait until the budweiser advert is finished before anything else is going to happen.

 

[Kurt.]

It's just too easy x

Tbh Nik he's got a point.... You are being a proper whopper here lad.

 

[tommye]

Is the game still going on and you all fell asleep?

I wanked myself to unconsciousness watching Katy

 

[EFCNIK]

Tbh Nik he's got a point.... You are being a proper whopper here lad.

Speaking ill of American football in a speaking ill of American football thread.

Ok mate x

Hope your team gets a shut out next weekend or something.

 

[tommye]

I don't think anyone was watching the game, they were just waiting to chuck one out at Katy Perry.

this

 

[Kurt.]

Speaking ill of American football in a speaking ill of American football thread.

Ok mate x

Hope your team gets a shut out next weekend or something.

Too easy xxxx

 

[EFCNIK]

People getting angry because their lad bible nfl hipsterism has been exposed and then getting all nazi about it and lashing out all over the show.

Unbelievable really.

 

[tommye]

play nice lads or fkoff

 

[EFCNIK]

Too easy xxxx

Oh ffs.

 

[Kurt.]

Oh ffs.

Games the game yo xx

 

[EFCNIK]

play nice lads or fkoff

Tomz sitting there in his brogues and skin tight chinos ( no socks ) with frameless glasses on the phone to his pal talking about the amarzing 'plays' from last night.

 

[tommye]

Tomz sitting there in his brogues and skin tight chinos ( no socks ) with frameless glasses on the phone to his pal talking about the amarzing 'plays' from last night.

onesie with the bollox cut out for comfort, no socks, no glasses, smashing ye mar a new number 17.

x

 

[madkiwi]

Basically

Lost to

(Actually Bob Kraft owns The Kraft Group, but their logo isn't as good)

Millionaires playing for Billionaires.

Although I am a fan ... Green Bay Packers, owned by the 99%, not the 1%.

 

[EFCNIK]

onesie with the bollox cut out for comfort, no socks, no glasses, smashing ye mar a new number 17.

x

And then you told your 'bros' about it.

Nfl hipsters boo ya!