The Wexing of Andrew Tate

[coollino]

One night stands? You are everything that is wrong with our society.

Because of the consent aspect or...?

 

[chicoazul]

I’ve had many more night stands than any of you clearly but wish to place on the record that the best sex, no, love-making, comes from time to get to know your sexual partner’s body and desires. One night stands are most just performative, frustrated, poorly synced sexual gymnastics.

I am a really good lover.

 

[BNJ1878]

The aim is to have 6 kids, personally.

Not having a pop.... But why do you want 6?

Is four not enough for you and your wife? Is it the norm in your family? Do you feel pressured into having more? How many siblings do you have?

Personally, I can't see why people feel the need to continue pumping out more and more kids so I'm genuinely curious to understand why you think it's necessary.

 

[Moomin]

One night stands? You are everything that is wrong with our society.

With your mum as well.

 

[verreauxi]

Not having a pop.... But why do you want 6?

Is four not enough for you and your wife? Is it the norm in your family? Do you feel pressured into having more? How many siblings do you have?

Personally, I can't see why people feel the need to continue pumping out more and more kids so I'm genuinely curious to understand why you think it's necessary.

Prepare yourself for the answer of "white replacement" and "lowered fertility rates in civilized world", blah blah blah.

 

[verreauxi]

With your mum as well.

Was that in the UK or the USA?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I was engaged at 19, what about yourself?

Tell us more. After engagement were you allowed to touch your lady? Did you marry her? Has she acquiesced to sexual activity during marriage?

I feel a full and Frank disclosure will help put to bed these terrible accusations levelled at you by @Moomin

 

[Moomin]

Was that in the UK or the USA?

Over the Atlantic.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@emir has a wife and four children. So no, incels
Andrew Tate is a modern day Socrates.

How do you know such much about Emir's loins?

 

[Jebus_lives]

Greta doesn't need to burn fossil fuels, she burns bald grifting sex offenders instead.

 

[Curtis]

I still don’t know who this guy is. @emir refuses to tell me.

He’s just some bald nobhead as far as I can see

Imagine if tom cruise's character from magnolia was a frat boy meathead that's basically andrew Tate

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

You can't even talk to females without peeing your pants.

He's peeing himself like the mighty male African Elephant in heat.
Piss, lust and blind procreational rage. That's nature, that's what's being an alpha male is all about.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Tate just been utterly sparked out for a tree hugging teenage girl there, humiliated even.

Dead sexy, that. But who is this guy? Is he an English version of the aggro-hating-right-winged-small-phallus male?

 

[AndyC]

I’ve had many more night stands than any of you clearly but wish to place on the record that the best sex, no, love-making, comes from time to get to know your sexual partner’s body and desires. One night stands are most just performative, frustrated, poorly synced sexual gymnastics.

I am a really good lover.

That’s not what Back Entry Bertha and Lilo Lill said, they said you have less stamina than a Gregg’s veggie roll ??

 

[Yarrgh]

In fact those cars could’ve been bought by 32 different people and being theoretically driven at the same time, which would increase emissions, so Tate is actually an eco warrior helping the planet by saving them all for himself.

#TateIsAnEarthNonce