I like the Wirral, there's loads of ace places, especially to errrr, walk. Heswall is good for some reasons, full of Pimms drinking white BMW drivers though. Flash arse holes.
Ace places/good things on the Wirral:
Royden park
Hilbre Island
Parkgate
Thurstaston
Heswall Dales
West Kirby Beach
Caldy Hill
New Brighton Prom
I could leave my car unlocked and it'd be sound in the morning
The ace view of Wales from my bedroom window
Crap things about the Wirral:
Everybody knows everyone ffs
The tunnel ffs
Slow Nissan Micra/Honda Jazz drivers ffs
And what the effing eff is a barm cake ffs? It's a batch or a bap.