The Wirral

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I like the Wirral, there's loads of ace places, especially to errrr, walk. Heswall is good for some reasons, full of Pimms drinking white BMW drivers though. Flash arse holes.

Ace places/good things on the Wirral:

Royden park
Hilbre Island
Parkgate
Thurstaston
Heswall Dales
West Kirby Beach
Caldy Hill
New Brighton Prom
I could leave my car unlocked and it'd be sound in the morning
The ace view of Wales from my bedroom window


Crap things about the Wirral:

Everybody knows everyone ffs
The tunnel ffs
Slow Nissan Micra/Honda Jazz drivers ffs



And what the effing eff is a barm cake ffs? It's a batch or a bap.

Think you're forgetting miles kane mate, come on
 

I've never been to a race meeting. Wouldn't mind going sometime but everyone I know who goes seems to come back severely skint.

You should go, it's not far from yours and is a good day out. Just bet a fiver each race tops and that way you won't spend that much. Take your bird so that every time you go the bog and come back you've got five suited bells acting like bells trying to impress when her when you return.
 
Chester has suffered from Hollyoaks lowering the tone of the area, it used to be a lot posher than it now is.
 

You should go, it's not far from yours and is a good day out. Just bet a fiver each race tops and that way you won't spend that much. Take your bird so that every time you go the bog and come back you've got five suited bells acting like bells trying to impress when her when you return.

Lad you know I'm single now, are you just trying to made me sad?

It sounds good, plenty of people go so it must be decent.
 
Horribly insensitive of him, really. I'll go with you if you want.

Is right, we'll make a day of it. After we're done we'll go up to Hickory's and have a margarita or two in the moon light with some fine looking honeyz.

Just give us your bird's number and I'll get her to give you a hall pass for the day.
 

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