The Equaliser
Player Valuation: £50m
Worked in Birkenhead for a few months once. Dump.
(the) Wirral
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Frank Gallagher
Player Valuation: £50m
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Never had it so good
Parasitic bagheads
Oh look, its Wales.
yeah, I can't hang around too long though or you'll probably mug and stab me
Friend?
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Looks more Neston than Ellesmere Port, that.
They're a scary bunch them nestonian inbreds. Both eyes on the same side of their heads like flatfish. They all think anyone from south of chester is a cockney, and have roadsigns on every road out of the town that read: "Danger.....'ere be monsters"
And don't get me started on that leasowe. It's like Solihull has been transplanted onto the Wirral - they all sound like brums. And the kids there look exactly like the children of the corn.
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
You'd be viewed as someone to dilute the gene pool these days........
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Decided to improve the gene pool in Bristol instead. TBH, it didnt take much effort.
quasi modo
Player Valuation: £40m
On holiday:
Wool: "Where you from scouse?"
Me: "I'm from Walton, don't call me scouse. What about you?"
Wool: "Scouser like you!"
Me: "Where about are you from?"
Wool: "Birkenhead"
Walks away.
Wool: "Where you from scouse?"
Me: "I'm from Walton, don't call me scouse. What about you?"
Wool: "Scouser like you!"
Me: "Where about are you from?"
Wool: "Birkenhead"
Walks away.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Don't be mistaken and don't be misled.....We are not scousers we're from birkenhead.......
Good........ 'kin stay there, you greasy parraffin lamps.
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