The Worst Pain

[Baines' left foot]

In all seriousness, this actually happened to me.

I've told this story before but I'll tell it again. Gather round everyone. Gather round.

During a game of knock and run I was running away and tried to hop over a spiked fence. I slipped, fell and penetrated my scrotum. It didn't hurt that much at the time to be honest but I imagine the adrenaline carried me home where I fainted in shock.

So the ambulance comes and I get taken to hospital. After a bit the nurse took me to the toilet. To my horror when I urinated it came out of the hole in my scrotum. I'd also sliced my urethra. The feeling of the urine coming out of the wound was incredibly painful.

Catheter for 3 weeks.

 

[The Cowboy]

Had the "snip" a few years back........not enough anaesthetic. Only realised when the incision was made.......

True story.

Oh for the love of all the saints. Do I NOT want to read this.

 

[Ring master]

cant read half off these, without been in agony just thinking of them lol.

 

[The Cowboy]

In all seriousness, this actually happened to me.

I've told this story before but I'll tell it again. Gather round everyone. Gather round.

During a game of knock and run I was running away and tried to hop over a spiked fence. I slipped, fell and penetrated my scrotum. It didn't hurt that much at the time to be honest but I imagine the adrenaline carried me home where I fainted in shock.

So the ambulance comes and I get taken to hospital. After a bit the nurse took me to the toilet. To my horror when I urinated it came out of the hole in my scrotum. I'd also sliced my urethra. The feeling of the urine coming out of the wound was incredibly painful.

Catheter for 3 weeks.

I've caught me scrote on a spiiiiike!

 

[Ihaters]

Kidney Stones.

Close thread.

From experience i'd say Cluster Headaches, then Kidney Stones.

Both are brutal.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

In all seriousness, this actually happened to me.

I've told this story before but I'll tell it again. Gather round everyone. Gather round.

During a game of knock and run I was running away and tried to hop over a spiked fence. I slipped, fell and penetrated my scrotum. It didn't hurt that much at the time to be honest but I imagine the adrenaline carried me home where I fainted in shock.

So the ambulance comes and I get taken to hospital. After a bit the nurse took me to the toilet. To my horror when I urinated it came out of the hole in my scrotum. I'd also sliced my urethra. The feeling of the urine coming out of the wound was incredibly painful.

Catheter for 3 weeks.

 

[ToffeeLee83 - toffeelee83@hotmail.co.uk]

The moment after my nerve blockers wore off after my cruciate ligament reconstruction op in January.

I was placed on CRM machine which bends and straightens your operated leg really slowly even whilst you try to sleep.

It was [Poor language removed] excruciating. 27 staples in my leg!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Supposedly my snapped hip was painful. The two days on morphine helped.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Dafuqs that supposed to mean Bry you cryptic barsteward?

 

[DanEFC92]

When I was younger, on a rainy day, I was messing about on a playground climbing frame. Slipped and slammed bollock first onto a metal pole. Was walking like John Wayne for a few hours after.

 

[SteRobbo84]

Taking a goal kick and rupturing my thigh was pretty bad. Especially as it was 1-0 in a cup semi with 15 to go before the sub keeper let two howlers in.

 

[Moomin]

I got a pretty bad paper cut today.

 

[big bobs beard]

banging your shin on the end of the bed

walking into a lampost

burning your hand on an oven dish (cos the tea towel is too thin )

biting your tongue when eating

a fork/tin foil on a filling

sciatica

all pretty painful!

 

[big bobs beard]

banging your shin on the end of the bed

walking into a lampost

burning your hand on an oven dish (cos the tea towel is too thin )

biting your tongue when eating

a fork/tin foil on a filling

sciatica

all pretty painful!

 

[Philw]

The moment after my nerve blockers wore off after my cruciate ligament reconstruction op in January.

I was placed on CRM machine which bends and straightens your operated leg really slowly even whilst you try to sleep.

It was [Poor language removed] excruciating. 27 staples in my leg!!

How's your rehab been? Had the same surgery 2 months ago. No pain tho in my case, and no strange machines!

biting your tongue when eating

Argh! Do this all the time, that or cheek or lip. Agony!