The Worst Pain

[d34noj]

This is correct - managed to have this twice in my teens. Something must have gone wrong with the whole sewing balls to sack thing after the first time. Stafford hospital - someone should complain FFS.

If I were you mate I'd write a strongly worded email.

 

[The Cowboy]

See I don't have that problem anymore as they actually sewed my balls to my sack!?!?!

Yes, I may have that done when I get the chop. Kill two birds with one stone. Although if its a female nurse, it would effectively be one bird killing two stones.

 

[PITA]

My ball swelled up to the size of a potato - I'm not even exaggerating.

All because I wore boxer shorts in bed, I rolled over in my sleep and my boxers twisted it round. Woke up at 4am in absolute agony, they rushed me straight to surgery, cut my sack open and heated it up with a lighter.

Nice!

 

[TX Bill]

best of luck @TX Bill

no fun at all them fkers.

Seen them reduce grown men to crumpled whimpering wrecks in seconds. Bad mofo's.

Good news? It was only three minutes.

Bad news? I was one of them whimpering wrecks.

Not fun. Not fun at all.

 

[tommye]

Good news? It was only three minutes.

Bad news? I was one of them whimpering wrecks.

Not fun. Not fun at all.

you have my sympathies mate

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Had an accident which left a large hole in my arm that required a skin graft, donor area was from under my groin, the pain is in the grafted area and not where the graft is going.

This graft failed so a second graft was required, this was taken from the underside of my arm so that the pain would all be concentrated in one area, considerate fuckers.

This graft failed and third and final graft was taken from thigh, this worked but to ensure it did work they kept in bandages for an extra 5 days, this helped the grafted area but unfortunately the donor area that had a piece of gauze on had dried and the skin had started to regrow within the gauze. The nurses tried to slowly ease this gauze off to no avail, as I was a soldier at the time I decided to man up and told them to just rip it off to which they did - absolute agony!! Worse was too come, only half was pulled off so had to go through it again...

 

[bluelife]

Once drunkenly pepper sprayed my bell end. Some went up my japs eye and that was far far worse than when I got hit by a car

Soap in a shower hurts enough...can't contemplate that

 

[bluelife]

Sneezed a few years ago and tore an intercostal muscle- lay completely flat in bed for 4 days straight!

 

[degsy]

Mrs D say child Birth, but I'm not havin with that...I never felt a thing

 

[Gwlacticos]

I woke up with a crick in my neck a couple of years ago. Pain lasted for months.

 

[HSD]

Nononono. The worst pain is when your appendix ruptures. Oh man.

 

[Lionel Naismith]

Snapping your cruciate, like my knee was being blowtorched from the inside. Hurt like a bitch