The Yakubu Conspiracy Thread (TW style)

[chicoazul]

Was doing extensive internet research...

I'll start again, was looking on the SkySports site and previous Yak stories.

Found these two specimens:

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_2639109,00.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11680_2632269,00.html


Now back to the haggling over his fee. Is this the clubs or his agent? From those two links you can see the agent blatantly trying to pimp him out for a big fee (and subsequent big agent fee for himself) and dismissing two seperate clubs finances.

Because thats what its about, how much money you have and not how good your team is or if his client wants to play for them.

But I will welcome the lazy, fat arse mercenary with open arms.

 

[Philw]

agents == evil. serously, i'd rather have Agents Smith and [whatever the other one was called] from the Matrix trilogy conducting transfers than the greedy bottomfeeding scumbags most agents 'in' the premier league are...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Yes but did he kill JFK? That's what all us readers of Fortean Times want to know.

 

[neonleon]

I too welcome the lazy fat overpaid middle aged werther-original-eating mercenary.

 

[chicoazul]

Youre impressed with my super sleuth skills though?

And not one reference to dogs or homs.

 

[SuitsBlue]

i heard he was up for the part in doctor who. after all, not even the doctor knows how old he is.

 

[neonleon]

i heard he was up for the part in doctor who. after all, not even the doctor knows how old he is.

apparently he's teddy sheringhams agent.

who is on his books as 26.

 

[SuitsBlue]

26 whores a week maybe, and what happened to rob lee, warren barton, shezza and that limo they stole? was it full of skirt???

 

[chicoazul]

STOP ruining my attempt at an intelligent thread.

You bad homs.

 

[Great Dane]

Youre impressed with my super sleuth skills though?

And not one reference to dogs or homs.

Sherlock re-incarnated

 

[chicoazul]

Sherlock re-incarnated

I'll take that. My job here is done.

 

[Ct jr.]

I'll take that. My job here is done.

Not quite Mr. Bond you still failed to reveal who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

 

[SuitsBlue]

it was me, i am the lindberg baby, i want my fly fly da da

 

[Ct jr.]

it was me, i am the lindberg baby, i want my fly fly da da

*shock; some people faint, Chicolock holmes stammering nervously in the corner

 

[SuitsBlue]

if i kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key