The Yakubu Conspiracy Thread (TW style)

[Ct jr.]

Unless you are sent to a jail that works on the honour system

 

[chicoazul]

Jail = Bumming.

Suits is well up for it. You ASBO warrior you.

 

[jon_efc]

haha !!!

or jus go to manchester... gays on every street corner !

 

[blue boy 22]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJnVbUq8vI

 

[SuitsBlue]

license to kill varments

 

[Dylan]

QUite a few goals in that comp I would like to see him score for us.

 

[blue boy 22]

Looks like we are going to Kirkby now... not my choice but hey.. Once a blue always a blue..
City centre to Kirkby on the train.. It will be some journey....!!!!!

 

[jon_efc]

try wirral to kirby....woo the fun !!

 

[Ct jr.]

Try Canada to Kirby, believe me you guys have it easy

 

[jon_efc]

oooo but the difference is ... you know its near on impossible to get their ...

i know im just over the water... but actually trying to do it , is going to be a near on pain in the [Poor language removed] ass !!!

 

[McBain]

Jail = Bumming.

Suits is well up for it. You ASBO warrior you.

Whats ASBO?

The guy on top gear said the car i just bought should be called the ford 'asbo'. I thought it was a good thing...

 

[jon_efc]

anti social behaviour order !!!

Kids tend to get it under 18 years of age... when they misbehave !! Basically its a servere warning from court and if they offend again they get servere concequences !! Asbo is new in this country over the past 5 years

I take it you got the Focus RS ? or ST ? in Orange !!!

they are calling it the asbo because it stands out like a sore thumb and because it was wild and agressive !!! like some youths can be !!

have a look here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_behaviour_order

 

[McBain]

Hahaha good guess.

Nope mines grey and what a car. It flies.

Its an LT model and here they call it the XR5 Turbo.

The dealer kept describing it as a 'horny' car, which didnt put me off buying it but nearly made me kick him out on the test drive.

 

[jon_efc]

XR5 turbo hey .. not as good a name !!

it that equivalent to the Focus ST or Focus RS ?

They are quick like... the RS is 212bhp i think...

 

[Ct jr.]

Anyway back to Yakubu, definitely a conspiracy involving the CIA, Aliens, Tim Hortons and none other VDM.