Them vs Atletico Madrid

[Rook]

Its Benyoun's fault. The lad should have known that playing well gets you subbed.

Pity its Rafael's final days though.

 

[Rook]

Found this on the guardian.co.uk by Barry Glendening

You know you're at Anfield when ... The camera pans to Ian Rush and Kenny Dalglish sitting in the stands, or the Tannoy announcer puts out a request asking "Ms Hilda Elizabeth, a Norwegian lady" to make her way to the nearest steward. They may not be big in Europe any more, but they'll always be big in Oslo.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Stupid magpie.. Surely there's nothing left worth taking at Analfield.. Torres was in Spain and once again there's no jewels in the trophy room...

 

[ToffeeDan]

Fifteen Minutes (of Extra Time) That Shook the World: The Sequel

With Scarlett Johansson as the missing Norwegian Hilda, also starring Mark Viduka as the lazy Magpie.

Featuring cameo roles of Moyes, Cahill, Gosling (and Shandy Andy) and Lee Carsley in The Bitter Blue Arms (plus live link to Andy Johnson at Craven Cottage on the night deeply upset at not getting another chance to beat Pepe the Clown)

Watch how Rafael turns it around in the first period of Extra-time to buy his ticket to Turin (or Spain).. How Steevie Mee Laa gets his Golden Parachute to a team that can win a league, how Fernando, watching from Barcelona, calls his agent up at the final whistle and demands a move to City..

Watch as £20M Italian Golden Boy Alberto Aqualung is replaced by bit player Nabbi No Star as time runs out on The Fat One, Mashed Potatoes is replaced by Phil The Digger and Josie is finally replaced by Ferdie Pacheco to add some much needed punch to the side that's already carrying Stevie Mee, Jamie The Blue Boy (last midweek appearance), Dirk The Stud Muffin, Glen Left Side Johnson and the 2 main men - Lucarse and Babel (£10M well spent)...

See Michel Platini order extra staff to man the UEFA Appeals Line over the Away Goal Rules...

It's all there in this dramatic sequel to the 2005 film "Fifteen Minutes that Shook the World" - buy it now on 0800 101010.

 

[Dublintoff]

I like your work toffeedan. Can i subscibe to your newsletter?

 

[Whitebootman]

Nice TD. Will the soundtrack include Tragedy by the Stevie Gee Bees.

 

[ToffeeDan]

ROFL WBM.. I missed that!

 

[ToffeeDan]

Last Night's Echo!

 

[faridmon]

I just hope Aquillany and Torres leave Liverpool the end of this season, their talent is just wasted their at anfield.

Just come back to Roma Alberto.

 

[ToffeeDan]

One to ask the RS:

Anyone going to Hamburg to see the Fab For....lan?

 

[chicoazul]

I wonder if they have cancelled the open bus yet?

 

[Blue 1]

Has been well funny hearing them all turning on Captain Fantastic today. Never mind him carrying their team for 10 years. They really are beyond the pale.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

They know he is off in the summer thats why.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm still tickled by this, but more so by the blamefest reaction to the defeat.

 

[dtrl]

Erm...putting my head back on, a final of atletico bs fulham makes me feel weird. We are surely better than both are we not?!

What makes you think Everton is better than Atlético de Madrid? We are absolute mess I will give you that but on our day we can beat any side in the world. We've got great stamina and quality everywhere bar the defence but Everton's one is by no means better than ours.