Things that may be true about GOT members

[bluejock]

Alio's "ladythumbs" condition actually comes from the time he woke up in Bolivia sucking the thumb of a prostitue he'd murdered the night before and fallen asleep next to

 

[ijjysmith]

Basil Fawlty runs a very successful 5* hotel in Torquay where nothing crazy or out of the ordinary ever happens.

 

[edge]

Basil Fawlty runs a very successful 5* hotel in Torquay where nothing crazy or out of the ordinary ever happens.

foxy,s dog the lion of bootle can fart the ava maria in perfect tune while eating a farleys rusk and was once employed as a relief hound for the unemployed mothers of sefton his tongue work earned him an animal O,B,E and a star on the strand walk of fame.

 

[Alio]

Nordeckes arms are said to be so big, he can no longer post without destroying his keyboard

 

[ijjysmith]

Edge presses the 'Reply With Quote' button all the time becasue he thinks each time he does his bank account is credited by 50p.

 

[Kurt.]

Benny is actually patrice evra posting under another name..... i dont really know if this is a fact or an opinion.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Chico Azul was responsible for the almost fatal poisoning of Colin Harvey after serving a mousse made from canned salmon at a dinner party he once held in Montevideo.

The embarrassment caused by this incident was the trigger event, that led him to his pineapple-on-pizza addiction, as he was never able to trust fine cuisine from that point forward.

 

[Alio]

MoutsGoat is said to have found a meal time between breakfast and brunch

 

[milks]

I have trained my cats to play musical instruments. We are forming a Razorlight tribute act with me on vocals.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Well, I shaved my face. It's quite difficult to get much of a story out of that to be honest.

Unless Alio thinks I've been dating fat chicks, like.

Expected a story here, something like "there was a terrible beard accident and I had to remove it", followed by some freaky/funny stuff.

This may or may not be true - Artetafan is boring without The beard.

Also, in a secret relationship with Alio.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Duality is a guitarist in this band

 

[RFUS]

Well, I shaved my face. It's quite difficult to get much of a story out of that to be honest.

Unless Alio thinks I've been dating fat chicks, like.

BAN HIM FFS D/D

You're nothing without your beard. Nothing.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Duality is a guitarist in this band

Oh sh*t, he's on to me...

 

[BlueLlama]

DaveK has a picture of Matt Damon stitched onto the inside of his underwear

 

[DualityNSNO]

DaveK has a picture of Matt Damon stitched onto the inside of his underwear

BlueLlama is neither a llama or an alpaca.

He is a hairy horse.