Things that may be true about GOT members

[Elong]

I'm 73.812% sure that Ijjysmith does not make up his percentage calculations and is in fact a living decendant of Einstein.

 

[spikeman]

Spikeman loves to get in a tug in front of a lifesize Troy Aikman poster.

Chig is a FAG


Missed you, mate.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'm currently writing a song about a fish who shouts greetings to passers-by at night . It's called " Salmon Chanted Evening "

You could do one about a laid back ganga smoking fish with a strong sense of social justice called ''Cod you be loved''

 

[Alio]

Brothers Dutch, Jersey, Welsh, Welton, Scott and Rugby, contrary to belief, were not named after their place of birth. Mother Toffee however definitely has a number 18

 

[Allezfan]

Artetafan has been eaten by his own beard

I'm clean shaven now, actually. Sad times.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I'm clean shaven now, actually. Sad times.

****. Do tell.

 

[somuchfun]

Brothers Dutch, Jersey, Welsh, Welton, Scott and Rugby, contrary to belief, were not named after their place of birth. Mother Toffee however definitely has a number 18

Took me a while to figure out you were speaking about a sauna in Edinburgh.

 

[Tubey]

ToffeeTunes was an Israeli born hermaphrodite, and once reaches boot camp on X Factor

 

[Alio]

Snodin has Tribalfootball as his homepage

 

[BlueLlama]

BlueLlama is actually an alpaca - well if I don't do one about myself no one else will ...... *weeps

 

[bluejock]

BlueLlama is actually a misnomer. He is in fact a purple cheetah.

 

[Allezfan]

****. Do tell.

Well, I shaved my face. It's quite difficult to get much of a story out of that to be honest.

Unless Alio thinks I've been dating fat chicks, like.

 

[bluejock]

Chrissyjack isn't a wise old chap as he'd have us believe. He's a 14 year old popcorn merchant.

 

[Alio]

Chrissyjack once partnered Dixie Dean up front at School

 

[Alio]

Muggins once dated a woman with backwards feet and will post a picture of it on demand