Things that may be true about GOT members

[ChicagoToffee]

Finnfan has never seen Ferris Buellers Day Off

I really am Abe Froman. I chased that John Hughes around for years looking for a pound of flesh for besmirching my good name and a pound of silver for the royalties owed me. I even had Uncle Buck looking for him.

 

[Elong]

Dylan has populated 4 Pacific Islands by himself.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Alio is the slowest Trump-card maker the world has ever seen. Probably because of the lady thumbs.

 

[Kurt.]

Bluejock, apparently gives.... ahem,, sweeteners for carpet tiles.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Frank Drebin devised a machine that sends a pleasurable tingling sensation to his penis every time he receives positive reputation on GOT.

Just think about that next time you rep him for his hilarious posts.

*Frank Drebin likes this*

 

[Frank Drebin]

Whilst backpacking around Central America, Frank Drebin became involved in an impromptu, street cricket match in downtown Caracas. Frank opted to use a small Peruvian schoolboy as a bat, and managed to score a respectable 44 off 5 overs, including a six and 3 fours, before the boy (Juan) was called in
for tea by his Mum.

You might say he was just the juan for the job.

Howzaat?

 

[tommye]

Nik is the love child of Rigsby and Miss Jones. . . . . . .

 

[chrissyjack]

Lynne is the owner of the loosest joints in the UK. As a girl she would dislocate her joints upon request. On one occasion, when she was 7yrs old, she ran down a cobbled street and was shaken up so much that every one of her joints popped out. A passing neighbour picked her up and took her home in a bucket

 

[Frank Drebin]

Lynne is the owner of the loosest joints in the UK. As a girl she would dislocate her joints upon request. On one occasion, when she was 7yrs old, she ran down a cobbled street and was shaken up so much that every one of her joints popped out. A passing neighbour picked her up and took her home in a
bucket

Dear diary...jackpot.

 

[Roztitute]

hahaha^^

 

[BlueLlama]

HSD doesn't do her own drawings - a giant monkey robot does them

 

[bigbadjeff]

BBJ has a massive Wang.


(posted by Mrs BBJ)

 

[chrissyjack]

Frank holds two world records for throwing cow pats. Fifty seven feet for a dry one, and three inches for a wet one

 

[Elong]

Chicoazul is a waiter at the Lisbon, and has a webcam set up in the men's bathroom which sends a live feed across the net via the website http://www.hotmenatthelisbon.co.uk

 

[Frank Drebin]

Frank holds two world records for throwing cow pats. Fifty seven feet for a dry one, and three inches for a wet one

To be fair the wet one was still in the cow at the time.