Things that may be true about GOT members

[best little spaniard]

Prior to popular belief, Dutch Toffee is indeed Dutch, and not from Belgium as is widely reported.

 

[Dublintoff]

Funnily enough best little spaniard is not in fact spanish. He,s Basque.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Matt Damon is in facht a ventrilliquist's Dummy called Freddy which came to life when his owner polished his rear with Mr Sheen

 

[Kurt.]

jamo martinez can spell in scouse...facht !!

 

[Alio]

Baines' Left Foot is about 10 inches....

 

[Woolly Blue]

Bluejock is Scotlands best known porn star. You may know him better as Lubejock.

 

[peteblue]

Chrissyjack has written two books of fish puns, The Scales of Justice and Your Plaice or Mine...........

 

[Woolly Blue]

Nik has been known to sail his big ship down the Alli-Alio.

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Heatmeiser runs a business providing loft and cavity wall insulation.

 

[RFUS]

Gary Lineker was actually a computer program designed by scientists to test the effects of sheer, unbridled rage on internet communities. Many versions of Gary have been released, although the first known instance was the beta of the program, also know as "DionDublin".

 

[Tubey]

DublinToff is an aristocrat from the O'Leary clan. His family earned their money by selling pre-pubescent spider monkeys to randy rich businessmen from the USA at the turn of the last century.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Chico has more aliases than Klaus Barbie, the master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

 

[bluejock]

Gkpaul would've saved Aguero's shot

 

[ijjysmith]

No.1_evertonian was Jan Mucha

 

[bluejock]

Woolly Blue is 4/5 mammoth

 

[Kurt.]

RFUS doesn't even like radios and has never ever shifted any unit of any description.