Things that may be true about GOT members

[johnnydawg68]

Despite pretending to be a sensible mother hen type, Lynne is in fact teen singing sensation, Miley Cyrus

I can confirm that.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Bluejock spent 4 years in a hospital recovering from a bizzare bagpiping incident. Details are still murky.

 

[Alio]

Dylan is banned from China

 

[bluejock]

Bluejock spent 4 years in a hospital recovering from a bizzare bagpiping incident. Details are still murky.

She told me she does it with all the guys ffs

 

[bluejock]

Chico almost bettered Kim Jon Il's best ever score at golf.

Unfortunately a peacock ran off with his ball on the 18th, forcing him to take a drop and consequently, he missed out by a shot.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Unfortunately a peacock ran off with his ball on the 18th, forcing him to take a drop and consequently, he missed out by a shot.

Drunken hallucinations here, sorry folks...it was actually Dylan in last years 3rd kit, disguised as a flamingo. The aformentioned tournament was the annual Partizani Cup down in Florida. Dylan won 'cause everyone else got morning sickness.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Chico must have been the cause of this freaking snowstorm, i heard it was born in scotland, ffs, i have to go and make snowwork in my yard

 

[Tubey]

Chico must have been the cause of this freaking snowstorm, i heard it was born in scotland, ffs, i have to go and make snowwork in my yard

Build snowseals lid.

Then club them. In front of small children.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Build snowseals lid.

Then club them. In front of small children.

ok, i let my boy watch from window

Tubey is a broker. multimillionare i think. dunoo why.

 

[bluejock]

ok, i let my boy watch from window

Tubey is a broker. multimillionare i think. dunoo why.

Tubey starred in an episode of "The Secret Millionaire" but didn't think any of the scrounging gets was worthy of the money.

Instead, he went out and bought a solid gold horse.

 

[TheFinnFan]

i think Bluejock has a sealskin-kilt (with fleshlight installed)

am i right, mate?

 

[bluejock]

i think Bluejock has a sealskin-kilt (with fleshlight installed)

am i right, mate?

Course you are mate, you sent me the sealskin remember?

 

[TheFinnFan]

sorry i was under sealbloods influence then, almost forgot.
anyways, i quess Bluejock also lives in a house like this

like braveheart

 

[ijjysmith]

Grand Old Team is filmed before a live studio audience.

 

[Azzurri]

Tubey starred in an episode of "The Secret Millionaire" but didn't think any of the scrounging gets was worthy of the money.

Instead, he went out and bought a solid gold horse.

Which Damon then euthanised due to a chipped hoof/foof.