No one knows where chicoazul is actually from. However some say when he reaches orgasm, he screams out in his true native language. However as chicoazul can only reach orgasm when being anally ploughed by a large, hunky Greek man on a bed of popcorn whilst the soothing voice of Bon Iver's Justin Vernon caresses his ears, few people have ever heard this native tongue.
As we all know Heatmeiser and Deathbyropeandglass both have a thing for transsexuals, but what Death doesn't know is that Heat actually is one. And he was fingering him/her last night.