Things that may be true about GOT members

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Notice how it's shaped like a club? Cleary invented in Finland...they're utilitarian like that. Have a wank, a cry and then a bloodbath.

 

[bluejock]

Gwladys St. Glory was the original name of the second studio album by the band Oasis, until GOT's GSG found out and took legal action.

 

[edge]

i will be canonized after death, st edge of the internet by pope Benedict, who is on Got using the name bluefox, he spends his mornings dressing up Got members as boy and lady meffs and putting them on Jeremy kyle(who is matt damon) show talking ****e and taking the lie detector test up to now chico has cheated on l,cab,and is the father of at least three children to other members strangely two of them are male the other is a freak of nature and works in a traveling show and changes sex from man to woman after drinking a bottle rum, thats what chico told me anyway.

 

[Tubey]

MoutsGoat believes Baton Rouge is a type of cake.

 

[bourneblue]

Going against the grain here but i think, Mat Damon may well be a decent bloke.

 

[Tubey]

BourneBlue suffers from episodes of delusion, and often makes non-sensical character judgments on the internet.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Phenom must be MMA fighter with huge biceps and fishstick mushtache

 

[bluejock]

When Roofie was born, a double rainbow appeared in the sky and green squirrels became extinct.

 

[ijjysmith]

Alio was actually originally cast to play Sloth in The Goonies but was deemed to good looking to play the role properly.

 

[bourneblue]

Tubey has worn out two televisions and dvd players by constantly playing the 'club tropicana' video by wham,as it's the only way he can gain any sexual gratification.

 

[Kurt.]

ijjysmith is actually a master tradesman akin to an ironsmith, except he exclusively forges ijjies in his ijjery and then sells them on line to feckin ijjuts.

 

[bluejock]

HSD is Picasso with dimples

 

[Dublintoff]

Tubey is actually called Lubey by his mates because of his increasing fondness for anal probing of young asian boys.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

RicardoB actually works for Knowsley Councill. He is a part time musician though. He plays the spoons in an alternative country band called 'Moist Elbow'.

 

[ijjysmith]

Chico is a Lesbian.