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Player Valuation: £70m
Why does the oil show up in the most bizarre far-away locations, whats wrong with Melton Mowbray FFS!!
You just know that anytime soon they are going to strike it big in Somalia, and them pirate types are going to whizzing round in mahossive souped-up yachts, and jet ski's.Only this time when they board you, they won't kidnap and torture you...oh no, this time they will submit you to a 3 hour time-share sales pitch, for their new luxury condo development in downtown Mogadishu.
You just know that anytime soon they are going to strike it big in Somalia, and them pirate types are going to whizzing round in mahossive souped-up yachts, and jet ski's.Only this time when they board you, they won't kidnap and torture you...oh no, this time they will submit you to a 3 hour time-share sales pitch, for their new luxury condo development in downtown Mogadishu.