Alio
They call me Avocado Baby
Climb into the Animal bit. It makes the wedding that much better! Albeit mine was only a Safari Park, but that still counts!
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Climb into the Animal bit. It makes the wedding that much better! Albeit mine was only a Safari Park, but that still counts!
EFCNIK
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I have no idea what your agenda is here mate, you're making no sense. I feel uneasy to say the least. I think you've gone insane but you seem collected.
And sometimes, whilst vaguely murmering 'I love you' over and over again.
Can't a man ask a complete stranger if he enjoys having sex with women, possibly while masturbating with his non typing hand, without getting these wild accusations?
linglong
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Surely though to do the old "hand handed typing" you'd have to have open a dubious website showing rude parts?
Its common lnowledge we men cant multitask so the question is how do you do it master?
Anyway the actual point I was making is that it is almost literally impossible to have a conversation with a straight man for more than five minutes without them mentioning a ) sex, b ) girls or c ) sex with girls. See how often a conversation on here ends up being entirely about someones tits. I know more about Nik's and Frank's lovelife then I do about most of my family's.
Just the mentioning of the word permission lead to a chat about anal sex with women.
Straight men are obsessed with talking about being straight. But nobody cares about it but them.
Just the mentioning of the word permission lead to a chat about anal sex with women.
Straight men are obsessed with talking about being straight. But nobody cares about it but them.
EFCNIK
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It's just lads sharing stuff. It's not as if I'm trying to come across as some big heterosexual love machine and bragging about all the woman I've had. I completely rip myself on this forum. I make just as much comment on how many lads I've bummed as how many woman I've had make me jizz in my own eye. It's the best way to be. But if we wanna share our funny stories who gives a ****. It's all bants. This forum would be a duller place without them lets be honest.
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I don't actually mind it, mate I was just offering a counterpoint to this that you posted earlier "Gay people who make a point of letting people know they are gay at every oppertunity. No one cares but you."
Straight people are just as obnoxious about letting people know they're straight is my point.
Now if he'd just come out and said "RFUS." I'd have pos repped him. But hiding behind generalities is never good.
EFCNIK
Banned
Yeah but it's the whole 'we're victims, give us equal rights' that does my head in. They have equal rights, and the majority of people couldn't give a **** about them being gay. I've been to gay clubs before and didn't bat an eyelid. It really doesn't bother me. But the protests and stuff do.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Football.
There, I've said it.
When Everton lost back in the day it used to actually ruin my Saturday, Sunday and mot of the following week.
Now? If we lose I get a wee bit pissy, stomp about for an hour and then carry on with my life. If 11-14 millionaires don't perform their day job up to the standard required of them, I just can't get myself that worked up about it.
Ps. If it's the pinkies we lose to, the sulk still lasts a good few days
There, I've said it.
When Everton lost back in the day it used to actually ruin my Saturday, Sunday and mot of the following week.
Now? If we lose I get a wee bit pissy, stomp about for an hour and then carry on with my life. If 11-14 millionaires don't perform their day job up to the standard required of them, I just can't get myself that worked up about it.
Ps. If it's the pinkies we lose to, the sulk still lasts a good few days
Soda stream fanatics
Hot air balloons and France. No malice there, just not interested.
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