Things you only see at Xmas time

[Tommy Chong]

…..always a couple left in the fridge from last year.

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Are you trying to stink the missus out the bedroom later that night, mate?

 

[goldfinchmule]

Sat together with family watching a xmas film after dinner,xmas lights on scented candle lit fighting a loseing battle with stuffing farts.

 

[magicjuan]

Weird uncles

What, like day release or something?

 

[matty1878]

my blue father christmas

 

[ArtetaMoney]

https://boobychristmas.com/

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What, like day release or something?

In my family, yes.

 

[Kurt.]

…..always a couple left in the fridge from last year.

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Always got these in… love a pickled onion

 

[magicjuan]

Not being able to sleep because of excitement, not anxiety.

Bizarre drinks; cherry brandy, advocaat and hergenschmürgenbürgenbraü

Electricity bills you can't afford

Pissed up gargoyle bints, with a slight whiff of vomit, finding you attractive and owning a wrestler's grip

Cheese with additional ingredients; cranberry and moss, cinnamon and phlegm, bacon and yoghurt

Plastic trees with pictures of dead dogs hung on them

Jesus porn guilt

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Here, in Wonderland, we have a sudden abundance of produce markets selling wicker baskets, scented candles, honey and mulled wine.

Watchng teenagers at tram stops emptying their guts of said wine is my favourite festive tradition. If visiting Prague you may want to try flicking them the Vs or making an onanism gesture on my behalf.

 

[matty1878]

the only decoration i have!

 

[Alan Whittle]

 

[Thomasc]

Stilton

 

[Donegal blue]

The same crap on telly, money flying out of my wallet, visiting the in-laws, bah humbug! Can't wait love Christmas. Looking forward too turkey and branston pickle sarnies with a dash of salt.

 

[Tommy Chong]

Jesus porn guilt

It's that time of the year, mate...

Every video or JPEG yon click on:

Spoiler: Shame...

 

[trueblue84]

Not being able to sleep because of excitement, not anxiety.

Bizarre drinks; cherry brandy, advocaat and hergenschmürgenbürgenbraü

Electricity bills you can't afford

Pissed up gargoyle bints, with a slight whiff of vomit, finding you attractive and owning a wrestler's grip

Cheese with additional ingredients; cranberry and moss, cinnamon and phlegm, bacon and yoghurt

Plastic trees with pictures of dead dogs hung on them

Jesus porn guilt

Never understood why the religious loons jump all over this. He was literally banging a brass. I bet she used to stick a sneaky thumb up his hoop.

How do we know his crucifixion wasn't just a sex game that got out of hand?